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Between D911 Misfortune and asg2....

what i wnat you 3 to do is post 1 and only 1 joke only and funiest wins...

 

i lol'ed irl xD

once again congrats to the receiver

EDIT: darn not mine, oh well, which ever one of you three gets it grats

 

lol were are these jokes Sir Geko is need entertaining

 

Ok, so this chicken farmer/breeder person thingy notices that his rooster is getting too old and less horny in order to breed the chickens. So he goes out and buys a younger, more energetic rooster and brings it back to the barn. The farmer/breeder person thingy leaves the 2 roosters and goes inside to eat dinner. The young rooster looks around and see all the chickens and gets excited. The older rooster says, "Those are mine, stay away from them." The younger one notices that the other rooster is alot older and more out of shape then he is, so he says "How about I race you around the barn for them." The older rooster says, "Ok, but only if you give me a 10 second head start." The younger rooster thinks he'll still be able to beat him, so he says ok. So the older chicken starts running and swquaking their rooster call really loudly. After 10 seconds the younger rooster starts running trying to catch up with him and BOOM! The farmer/breeder person thingy blows his brains away with a shotgun. "Dammit," the farmer/breeder person thingy says, "Thats the 3rd gay chicken this week!"

***NOTE: This isn't meant to offend anyone in the Gay/Lesbian community, so please don't get angry with this.***

 

Ladies talking in Heaven...........

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I Froze to Death.

2nd woman: How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.


// I know I'm not involved, I just wanted to tell that joke for a long while!

 

hmmm

 

Damm...er...

lemme think of one lol.

 

kirz thanks but you didnt need to enter it was between D991 asg2 and Misfortune

if one doesnt posta joke in 5 mins i will change them.....

 

I've got no problem buying tampons. I'm a modern man.
But apparently they're not a "proper" present.

 

shes....

 

kirz joke funny lmao

 

lol nvm, read the other one or something...GAH I'm not a comedian! ):

 

Oh I know, I wasn't entering. It was just that no one had posted a joke when I started entering it. I just wanted to post it because everyone was waiting for a joke and I thought that one was funny.

 

its not a joke but a really funny story what happened to me and my friends this summer.

here it comes:

well my friends had a school project. they had to do a short video with theme "little things". well my friends love rap and hip-hop music so they decided to do a video called "little things like sniching" anyway the video wasnt the funny part, the funny part was the filming. So me and my friends went a lil out of the town to film it.
The theme was gangsta, we all had gangsta clothes, guns etc. the main thing was that the guns looked really realistic because they were Airsoft guns(good looking toys). The place we were was under the old birdge(graffitis on walls etc), but also near to it were some kind of sport club. So when we filmed few ppl were running past and saw us with those guns.

the funniest part: Guess what what happened 20 mins later when we had few chapters filmed. the ------ing police car came out of nowhere and it came ------ing fast. 2 cops with bulletproof vests jumped out and screamed: "put your weapons down" lol this may be unbelieveable but i can send u some pics about it.
The cops were really angry and told that it was the most serious callout and in callout it was said something like this: "we need a patrol, 5 guys with guns and a porche"

we had big m16 automatic gun, that looked fookin realistic(if u play cs u know) and few handguns

 

pics would be great