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Three men went on a business trip. At the end of the day they decided to rent a hotel for a night. So, they went around town searching for a hotel. Finally, they found one. Unfortunately, there was only one room available, but it had a king-size bed.

The men thought for a minute and decided to take it. All of them slept together on the same bed.

In the morning they shared their night experiences. The man who slept on the left said that he had a dream that somebody was playing with his penis. The man who slept on the right said exactly the same thing.

The man who slept in the middle wondered for a second and said: "Strange! I dreamt I was skiing."

 

a clean cut christian woman was doing some odd jobs around her house one saturday, when she noticed two people coming up her driveway - a man and a woman.

Upon closer inspection she realised that they where ttwo jehovas witnesses. They knocked on the door, and she opened it while saying, politely as possible "Sorry, im not interested". She goes to shut the door, but it wont close.

She thinks one of them has got their foot in the door, so she gives it a good slam, only to find it bounce back open. Shes getting a bit annoyed now, so she gives it another slam, harder this time, only to have it bounce back open again.

Shes really pissed off now, so she brings the door back as hard as she can, and just as shes about to slam it again the man says "Ma'am, if you want to keep doing that you might want to remove your cat from the door first"

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

 

lmao the best so far !!!

 

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde walked into a room which contained a mirror inside. If you talked to the mirror and told a lie, it would suck you up. If you told the truth, it would give you a wish.
The brunette went first. She said, "I think I'm the prettiest girl in the world." And the mirror sucked her up.
Then the redhead went. She said, "I think I'm the prettiest girl in the world." And the mirror sucked her up.
So then the blonde went. She said, "I think--" And the mirror sucked her up.

Q. What does a U.F.O and an intellegent blonde have in common?
A. You always hear about them... but you never see them!

 

i laughed at: mnc123 srsly there other wich wer good but that 1 made me laugh ;p

 

I dunno if this is a joke but iam gonna post it anyways.

Ur moma so dum she tried drowning a goldfish

 

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didnt like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didnt often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbits wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could

 

ROFL~!!!! BEst JoKE EvA!!

 

Joke or whatever 1:
I have bad news and worse news
bad news is... you're gonna die in 24 hours
worse news is... I couldn't contact you 23 hours and 59 seconds ago

Random thing 1:
I was a goth before but i gave it up because i kept laughing

uh:
Why did the chicken cross the road? he got a new pair of sneakers

lol i put random jokes up there

 

thx pixel, thats 1 of ma fav jokes

 

2 Blondes are walking in the woods when they come across some tracks. "These are obviously bear tracks" states the first blonde.
"No way, these are definately moose tracks!" replies the second blonde.
They stand there bickering for a while, before the first blonde says "Well, theres only one way to settle this. well just have to follow the tracks until we find what they belong too"

They were still walking when the train hit them

LOLOLOLOLOL

Ireland's worst aviation accident happened today, when a two seater cesna 45 crashed into a grave yard. So far 459 bodies have been recovered, and digging is expected to continue into the night