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  1. Coolguy

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    LMFAO! Nice one!

    My last fight was about 8 months ago. I was in school. This guy pushing my bookbag on the floor, i dont know if it was by accident or on purpose, so im like pick it up. He said no, so when the bell rung i kicked his bookbag and started going home. on the way down the stairs, this guy comes to me he starts pointing his fingure in my face. push it away and he keeps doing it. So i push him, and he comes with a punch and misses, and we start trying to hit each other. This dude is FAST. Im white, 6'1 and 180 at the time. He was like 5'8, and had to be like 140, and he was african american. So this guy jumps and throws a punch, like the guy in 300 did with his sword... but i block it and got him in his head with a clean punch.Then a FATTTT teacher comes in between us, tries to break us up. But there were those HUGE garbage things, that roll on the floor, he trys to push it at me, but gets the teacher, and the teacher pushes me down and nearly falling on me. as im trying to get up, he trys to go on top of me, but i start kicking him off. and then the rent a cops came and broke us up. Everyone thought he won because i fell and he got on top of me, but to this day, i swear i still dont think he even landed a punch on me, while i did at least onces in his head. I wasnt even bleeding or anything.

    true story..
     
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    in the mornin of school were i was already grumpy cause i hateeee mornings :\ so this kid kept ------ing saying ---- about me and like me and my friends do that but this kid was one of seans friends so i said yo chill. and he kept ------ing sayin ---- about me how i have female attitudes and ---- so when he was like "do tps have basements" or some indian joke i just grabbed my chapstick in my hand grip it and just ------ing hit him. then kid fell and was like "alright dude sorry." and now we're buds again since we chill with the sames kids n ----.and he never talks about me :D
     
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    a fat kid attacked me when i said he sucked at basketball and there was a teacher right behind me so i pushed the fat kid off and let the teacher take him down, we both got suspended for 2 days,him for being an ape-----, and me cuz i pushed him (WEEAAAAAKKKKKKKK for lack of this being last word and other words to put in there, dam policies wutnot etc.). anyways, it was 2 days before spring break and I wasnt at fault so i had no trouble at home so i just played computer games and hung out with friends lolololol.


    edit: my bad, forgot, friend of mine (kinda friend :/ we cheated in business class together) wanted a ride but lives like 20 minutes in the opposite direction from my house and i had a doctors appointment, so i said no, he tried to give me a titty-twister (what is this 3rd grade?) so i punched him in the face. we cool now :]
     
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    It's not hard to remember a week ago
     
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    The only one ive ever gotten into was in fifth grade.. This one guy who used to be my "friend" kept telling his friends to go push me around, and they did. And i found it pretty annoying, But im not the type to fight back right away.. I sort of wait a bit to see if it continues..And it did >.< So that one "friend" of mine finally came to me face to face and started punching me for no reason... This guy was pretty quick too >.> I mean, yeah he was fast and im slow but i didnt even feel his punches. >.> I just stood there looking around at the people staring at me. Since the school was pretty small, i guess we attracted a lot of attention.. And yeah.. I decided that it was stupid, So i punched him once in the stomach and he backed off xD Not really a fight but eh. Hes in my 6th period now. >.> And he insists to have an arm wrestle all the time while saying " Dude, c'mon, I swear you are stronger and i just wanna find out. " but i always refuse because i cant arm wrestle for ---- XD
     
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    back in 1944, when i was trying to kill hitler, too bad i was a jew, so i got killed,


    now i'm reincarnated, guess what NO JEW!! :P
     
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    Hmm last fight i had... I would have to say back in high school lol
     
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    Lmao I gotta hear this tell the story pls.
     
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    Which one would you like to hear? Ive had many fights, mainly with guys to be honest.

    Im not one of these 'omg ima bitch slap you, pull your hair and scratch you' bitch fighters, i fight properly lol
     
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    The last one
     
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    Hmm ok the last one, gosh this is going back a few years, lol. (im not very good at explaining my fights so...)

    Ok, there was a couple of guys wanting to fight in school (during break in the yard) but one of the guys was on his own, the other guy had his mates with him so i basically said, 'i want a 1 on 1 fight, if anyone else joins in, i will join in'.

    So these guys start fighting and the guy who had all his friends with him was getting knocked out basically, so one of his friends jumped in to help him, grabbed the other lad and started hitting him, so i threw my bag down and jumped in, grabbed this lad and punched him right in the face, lol! He fell to the floor so i started to lay into him (he ran off on me eventually, heh).

    So this lad who i just had a fight with goes to get his 'cousin' (wasn't his cousin, she was shagging his brother) anyway she comes over and just hits me in the face, so i start laughing because of how feeble the hit was..(but shes a real big ------er, in the fat kind of way) so we start fighting, somehow she manages to get me to the floor onto my stomach and the fat ------ sits on me so i can't move!! (I was already laughing my ass off anyway) so shes there, sat on me, punching me in the face whilst im laughing (once i start laughing i can't stop, therefore i can't fight, lol) Anyway after a couple of mins, she gets up and tells me if i 'hit her 'cousin' again she will knock me out again', so i laugh even more and tell her she didn't knock me out in the first place, the only reason i couldn't hit her back was because i was laughing so hard at how weak she was, thats she a fat ------ and next time she has a fight not to sit on the person'. So she goes to tell this other girl (who ive known since i was a babs, she used to hang around with my sister) so she shouts me over and starts to have a go, so i kick off with her too, tell her shes just a ------ing 'paki' (sorry guys) and i would kick the ---- out of her and to shut the ------ up.

    After all that outside, i walk into the school and this guys sister tries to start on me, ive had enough at this point so i grab her around the neck, slam her against the wall and tell her to ------ off, she ---- it and said it didn't matter.

    THEN! I got suspended from school, ME! hahaha (true story).

    I have a better one though!

    My sister and i were walking to school one morning, i had this brand new coat on which my parents had just bought me the previous day, anyway... as we are walking to school this lad starts on my little sister, so as usual i stick up for her and go mad at this guy (as you would for your family). Anyway to cut the story short, he grabs a load of mud and im like 'you throw that ---- at me and it hits my coat ill ------ing kill you', so the little ------er throws the mud and it hit my ------ing coat!!!

    Well thats it, i walk right over to him (hes stood there acting all hard as if i wouldn't hit him) and i punch the little ------er right in the face. He fell onto the ground but got back up (theres this massive puddle thats pretty deep on this road where i hit him) anyway... i grab him and somehow manage to choke slam him into this puddle, face first, i grabbed his head and tried to drown the little ------ (whilst punching him in the head). His mom then came over trying to get her son away from me, i was having none of it though, i had a good hold on him and was NOT letting him go, she pulled at his shirt but it just came off. After a while she managed to get him away from me, lucky ------, if i had kept him there for much longer i think i would have drown him, no joke! lol.. Shouldn't have thrown mud at my damn coat!!!

    All the neighbours were out watching the fight and clapped at me as i was walking past (apparently this lad and his family were major trouble causers, threatened everyone on the street and no-one would do anything about it, they were too scared >.<) but i didn't give a ---- because he ruined my ------ing coat, god dammit!!

    (All true, no lies, don't believe me, oh well.. your problem not mine, lol)
     
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    I want to be like you
     
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    lol thats just about as sarcastic as you can get :P
     

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