Favorite Yo Momma Joke

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  1. May 9, 2007 at 9:54 PM #1
    FNS

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    Come here and post your favorite yo momma jokes. Please don't direct them at anybody's mother though.
     
  2. May 10, 2007 at 12:21 AM #2
    GofC

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    Mine is FNS's mom is sooo... lol jk

    I really dont have one..
     
  3. May 10, 2007 at 5:30 AM #3
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    Yo momma is like a hard wear store.... 5 cents a screw.
     
  4. May 10, 2007 at 7:15 AM #4
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    "Your mum, is so hairy, that when you got breast-feeding you choked hair balls"
     
  5. May 10, 2007 at 11:04 PM #5
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    Yo momma's so short that in her driver's licence you could see her shoes.

    Yo momma's so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck!
     
  6. May 10, 2007 at 11:12 PM #6
    sprydle

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    your moms gina so hairy it looked like she was smuggling Chubaca in her underpants

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    Yo mommas so fat bill gates cant even afford her liposuction. :lol:
     
  7. May 10, 2007 at 11:22 PM #7
    Galione

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    yo mamas like a shotgun, one c0ck and she's loaded

    yo mama's like a monkey she wont let go fo one branch until she has a hold of another
     
  8. May 12, 2007 at 11:12 AM #8
    Kalamadorel

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    Yo mama's so fat, She went to the cinema and sat next to everyone.

    Love that one
     

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