Favorite Family Guy Quotes?

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  1. Mar 9, 2005 at 9:21 PM #1
    MSG-KniveS

    MSG-KniveS Well-Known Member

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    What are your favorite Family Guy quotes?

    Mine is,

    Lois: Come on Stewie, you know you can't leave the table until you finish your vegetables.
    Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you've got a good forty years on me, woman.

    And

    Lois: A flight attendant? Wow, that does sound exciting. What made you change your mind?
    Peter: Just my desire to see you happy.
    Lois: Aww .... (hugs peter)
    Peter: And to exploit your hard labour for free travel and fun.
    Lois: What?
    Peter: Shhh ... I didn't say anything. Go to sleep crazy lady.
     
  2. Mar 9, 2005 at 9:22 PM #2
    Faded

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    i dont really have one. wish i did. that show rocks. cant wait till new seseon
     
  3. Mar 9, 2005 at 9:26 PM #3
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    the minute long teeth sucking and loud exhale from peter(after he hit his leg)
     
  4. Mar 9, 2005 at 9:29 PM #4
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    One is along these lines:

    Stewie- I dont really want to kill Lois, I just want to make it so that she is, not, alive....
     
  5. Mar 9, 2005 at 9:32 PM #5
    Jayster

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    "Oh sorry, I was under the impression that the show was called "Kids say the darnest things" not "Old black commedians never shut the hell up".

    :lol:
     
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    liked the one it was like

    Chapter 4 section 2 word 13...THE lol, that was hilarious.
     
  7. Mar 9, 2005 at 9:55 PM #7
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    Owned...

    Thats right Mr. Squiggles, get all the marmalade off.

    Its when they are in the crappy hotel cuz Brian got drunk and lost the tickets.
     
  8. Mar 9, 2005 at 10:00 PM #8
    toi

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    quagmire:so how old are ya?

    girl:16

    quagmire:18? alright..

    girl:MOOOOOOOOOM

    quagmire: i like where this is goin....

    something like that :)
     
  9. Mar 9, 2005 at 10:12 PM #9
    Blazeman

    Blazeman Am I Evil?

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    LMAO yeah thats the best :lol:
     
  10. Mar 9, 2005 at 10:12 PM #10
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    When it was christmas
    and peter said
    Peter: (peter was watching t.v)
    luis: get a tree peter (something like that)
    peter: come on, im watching t.v (something like that)
    luis: (she said something wierd)
    peter: fine (he cut a tree next door)
    peter: merry christmas to all, and to all shut the hell up.
     
  11. Mar 9, 2005 at 10:27 PM #11
    .scurenzio

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    Peter - Brian! There is a secret message in my cereal
    Peter -It says OOOOOOOOOOO
    Brian- Peter those are cheerios. yeah! Family Guy ROCKS!
     
  12. Mar 9, 2005 at 11:01 PM #12
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    Louis - "OMG what happened??!?!"
    BRian - "I think Stwey just freed the beast all over the back of Peters head"
     
  13. Mar 9, 2005 at 11:07 PM #13
    .Fatality

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    Lois: Come on Stewie, you know you can't leave the table until you finish your vegetables.
    Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you've got a good forty years on me, woman.
    Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane...
    Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers.

    i also like the one htid696 posted
     
  14. Mar 9, 2005 at 11:11 PM #14
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    Vacuum repairman: There you go, all fixed. Turns out a half-eaten meatball was clogging up the intake.
    Peter: Oh. Well, did you save it?
    Vacuum repairman: Uh, no.
    Peter: You bastard.


    Family Guy Quotes.com
     
  15. Mar 9, 2005 at 11:47 PM #15
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    Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat but, you're a total bitch.

    Hahaha
     
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