Falling Creds!

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  1. Mar 15, 2007 at 6:28 PM #16
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  2. Mar 15, 2007 at 7:45 PM #17
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    He who makes a beast of himself, takes the pain aw
    Haven't seen nothin yet.
     
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    pictures count?
     
  4. Mar 15, 2007 at 8:56 PM #19
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    #1
    The prostitute

    Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and made them line up.

    Suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by. Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"

    Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, Lulu told her that the police were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some. "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,"

    Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.

    A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all the prostitutes. When he got to grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it, old girl?"

    Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck 'em' dry."

    The policeman fainted.

    #2

    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
    The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to screw your brains out, and suck your t*ts dry."

    Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

    Sadly he replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."



    #3
    'Twas The Night Before Christmas In Jail


    'Twas the night before Christmas
    And all through the cells
    The convicts were locked up
    All madder than hell

    Except for the lifers
    Kicked back in their bunks
    Heads filled with visions
    Of fat little punks

    When suddenly from the roof top
    There arose such a roar
    That the bulls thought it was
    A riot for sure

    The goon squad ran in
    And stood ready to hit
    A big guard yelled out
    Who started this sh*t

    It came from the roof top
    Sniveled a snitch
    It must be a breakout
    Oh, son of a b*tch

    They climbed to the roof
    By way of the stairs
    Found a fat little freak
    In red underwear

    No, No yelled the dude
    I bring you good cheer
    Damn said the Captain
    We found us a queer

    Alright mother TRucker
    Get your hands on the wall
    They shook him down good
    A*Shole and all

    They beat him and threw him
    Into the hole with a kick
    Well so much for Christmas
    They locked up St. Nick

    #4
    Q. How many men does it take to open a beer ?
    A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

    Q. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman ?
    A. Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

    Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men ?
    A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

    Q. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart ?
    A. When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me."

    Q. How do you fix a woman's watch ?
    A. You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

    Q. Why do men pass gas more than women ?
    A. Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

    Q. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
    A. The dog of course.. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
     
  5. Mar 15, 2007 at 9:22 PM #20
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    hmm i got a reallyyyy disturbing video (some kid showed me ) but i wont post it here becuase its 18+...if u want it pm me
     
  6. Mar 15, 2007 at 11:56 PM #21
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    You can post 18+ just tell me before hand to warn everyone.
     
  7. Mar 16, 2007 at 12:01 AM #22
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    omfg dude omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg................ You seriously are gonna win this again, someone can't....just gagged.... beat that lol.
     
  9. Mar 16, 2007 at 12:10 AM #24
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    lol i couldnt even watch it :P thts how nasty it is lol

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    when does it end?
     
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  12. Mar 16, 2007 at 6:28 AM #27
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    this one will beat it.

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7c30179e3f&p=1

    it's very disturbing, sooooo younger people might not stand it.
     
  13. Mar 16, 2007 at 12:35 PM #28
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    YUCKKK OK WINNER IS!!!!!!


    NUBCAKEEEEEEE

    Congratulations NUBCAKE...

    MOST DISGUSTING VIDEO EVER.


    CREDS SENT, MOD PLEASE CLOSE.
     
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