Factorizer !

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  1. Aedus

    Aedus Senior Member

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    I found a site on another forum,

    You type out your name in the box, generate and it gives you a (Sometimes) funny fact involving your name!

    Factorizer
    (Press refresh to get a new fact)

    My top ones:

    "Aedus holds the record for the most Donkeys impregnated upside down in five minutes at 862. The only person to ever equal this record was Elmo in 1873"
    "The great wall of China was originally created to keep Aedus out. It failed miserably."
    "Jesus actually wore a shirt that said, "Aedus is my homeboy""
    "Aedus: I eat nails for breakfast; Tough guy: So what?; Aedus: Without any milk; Tough guy: HOLY ----!"
     
  2. .sXe

    .sXe Senior Member

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    The site is really lame. Some of the sayings that come out are so idiotic
     
  3. insanecritic

    insanecritic Well-Known Member

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    I gots a new sig (I just picked one I liked... some were too idiotic for me to allow them to randomly pop up. So I'll rotate it whenever I feel like it >.>)
     
  4. `sparks

    `sparks Jcoca

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    "Jenny puts the "sex" in "sexy""
    "Jenny once had some leftover play-dough. The end result was Chuck Norris."
    "Jenny once urinated into the ocean. The consequence: the dead sea."

    Weird.
     
  5. Aedus

    Aedus Senior Member

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    Some are lame yes, some made me chuckle :P

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    "Aedus masturbates to pokemon"
     
  6. r3m1x

    r3m1x Well-Known Member

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    "Every forth wednesday, Remix boils a member of the Jehova's Witness alive."

    ^these guys....they are good.
     
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    kirbir Senior Member

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    'The 69 position was created from kirbir's idea of relaxing sex'

    haha love it, first one too :rofl:
     
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    Reap3r Well-Known Member

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    "Reap3r once created a camel with five humps"
    "The reason the moon has craters all over is because Reap3r used it as a football."
    "Unicors no longer exist because Reap3r used their horns to make a castle."
    I like animals !

    ""Reap3r's favorite thing starts with p and ends with orn. And no, it's not popcorn." :rofl: this is so true xD
     
  9. .:Apostle:.

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    "The pubic hairs of Apostle are used in over 80 of the world's medicine."

    "The only reason Neil Armstrong was the first person on the moon, was because Apostle roundhouse kicked him up there"

    "Some kids piss their name in the snow. Apostle can do it in concrete."

    haha
     

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