Evil Genie

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  1. Sep 17, 2006 at 12:32 AM #1
    Shaggy

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    The idea is basically that poster A asks the evil genie to grant a wish.

    Poster B grants the wish, then makes one of his/her own.

    Of course there is a catch

    The genie always grants the wish, but with an evil twist

    Example


    Post A - I wish it would rain today

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    Post B - Granted, but it rains so much, your house is washed away, and you end up living under a bridge.

    I wish I had a million dollars

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    Post C - Granted, but the money comes out of a mobsters bank account, and he sends several large men to visit you

    I wish.....etc

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    I know this is going to get big, but hey we are in offtopic, posts and creds don't count here :shaggy:

    So my first wish....



    I wish I could fly...
     
  2. Sep 17, 2006 at 12:35 AM #2
    KinXiom

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    you can fly but you get shocked at an electric fence (LOL)


    I wish i was on TV
     
  3. Sep 17, 2006 at 12:41 AM #3
    .scoreless

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    Your wish has been granted, but once on TV you get overly famous and get shot..

    I wish i had superpowers...
     
  4. Sep 17, 2006 at 1:25 AM #4
    KinXiom

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    You get super powers but then you use up to much enegy and lose them
     
  5. Sep 17, 2006 at 1:35 AM #5
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    i wish for world peace and hybrid cars or recycled power non of them nuclear plants.
     
  6. Sep 17, 2006 at 1:41 AM #6
    Quagmire

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    wish granted but the new ways of power and hybrid cars end up polluting the atmosphere and destroying the o-zone completely leaving everyone with skin canser

    I wish i had an ice cream come
     
  7. Sep 17, 2006 at 1:45 AM #7
    Kurog

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    ur wish is granted but theres a hole at teh bottom so the ice cream falls out mwuahaahahaaha >:D


    i wish i could run fast like the flash
     
  8. Sep 17, 2006 at 1:51 AM #8
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    Granted, but you run so fast that everyone else slows down so much its like thier frozen

    I wish I had a ... lemer.
     
  9. Sep 17, 2006 at 2:06 AM #9
    Quagmire

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    wish granted but in tragic accident involving cheese a lawn gnome and a hedge trimmer your lemer and you die

    Merged Post:

    i wish i had 1000000 pennies
     
  10. Sep 17, 2006 at 7:45 AM #10
    .//XeN-

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    You have all the pennies but they fall from the sky individually and kill you.

    I wish that no-one ruins this wish.
     
  11. Sep 17, 2006 at 7:51 AM #11
    Morv

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    Wish granted. Ehm. Hmmmmmm. You die anyway.

    My wish : It should be winter forever.
     
  12. Sep 17, 2006 at 11:48 AM #12
    KinXiom

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    ITs winter forever but its so cold everyone makes a new disease about a new flu and you die.
     
  13. Sep 17, 2006 at 11:51 AM #13
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    and your wish is..?
     
  14. Sep 17, 2006 at 12:10 PM #14
    KinXiom

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    xD

    I wish i was uber leet at photoshop
     
  15. Sep 17, 2006 at 2:49 PM #15
    .//XeN-

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    You become uber-leet but then adobe arrest you because you have a hacked version D:

    I wish nothing bad ever happens to me.
     
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