Ever Thought About The Perfect Murder?

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  1. NC Tallain

    NC Tallain Well-Known Member

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    Wear a nice suit and some bags over your shoes so no fibers will be left behind. Use a rifle purchased legally but shells illegally so those can't be traced (and you can't get busted for illegal possession of a gun), fine a nice high place, and snipe people. Don't tell anyone, period. When you're done, take off the clothes you are wearing while killing, put them in the plastic bags you wore around your shoes, and donate them to a homeless shelter. Break the gun, take it back and demand a refund or something. A replacement. Any extra ammo, sell it or give it back to whoever you bought it from.

    Donediddlyscrumptuos.
     
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    But if you buy the gun yourself, your going to run into trouble. While they can't trace the shells, they can trace the shells to the gun you used, check gun shops for anyone who used such a gun recently. Boom, your in jail.
     
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    Meh.

    Borrow or steal one. Then get rid of it. Buying illegally can just as easily be traced. For that matter, don't borrow one. Steal it. From someone you know about but don't know personally.
     
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    Chlorophorm + Drive the so said individual up to the aspen tree forest in colorado, the fastest growing living organism on the planet, bury them alive in the roots of the aspens and wait a year or so, the roots will decompose of the body nearly entirely and there is NO traces of foul play.
     
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    just mold a piece of ice into a a pointy thing...then goto the alley at 2 am and stab the drunk man


    there no evidence nada
     
  6. Garrett

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    what happens if some skin particles melt on the ice and then when it melts it leaves behind you dna

    unless you take the weapon with you....
     
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    shoot them, shoot urself. done.
     
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    To the people who are saying : "I'd just stab/kill a random person".. well, what if he's famous or rich, or a policemen or a soldier who'd kick your asshole. The chances of you getting caught stabbing a-so-called-random-person are high.

    And even if you would get away with it..
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    The perfect murder would be to steal some clothes without getting caught, steal a gun with a silencer on it. Then shoot the person. While wearing gloves, make sure he is dead then pick up all the shells from the floor and take the bullets out of the person. Leave some fake clues behind and move to another country (not needed).

    edit : Make sure your wearing a hat so no hair falls.
     
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    People get caught all the time looking for hitmen at bars and then they end up serving time because of it. So not quite perfect at all. And your fingerprints would be on the gun.
     
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    lol I'm sure the cops are comin' over to most of your places right now!



    I'm kiddin', kiddin'. :P
     
  12. Garrett

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    yeah they already came here once so i figured id ask how to get rid of the body incase they have a warrent next time.





    KIDDING :D
     
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    And do you think that I would look for a competent assassin-for-hire at a bar? And if I were to wipe down the weapon, break said weapon down, and scatter the weapon's parts, do you think that I'm going to get that weapon traced to me? Worked for a bunch of Mafia guys in 1985, murder was never completely solved.

    I'm more a fan of my other rifle idea, however. Less people = less knowledge = less chance of getting caught.
     
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    Its really simple...
    Wear gloves, clean yourself after the crime. Burn the body and the weapons.
     
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    kill someone and hide in another country (3rd world country would be best, like india where there lotta people).
    Or dress up in a stingray suit and stab someone's heart when they filming an episode of their tv show...
    wait..what??
     

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