[contest] Win This Donator Account

Name: John
Reason why you deserve this account: I deserve it because i been here for awhile now and im to poor to afford a donator acc so bless me

Reason why someone else doesn't: because im poor and your not !

Spam: Growing up in my dads sweat shop factory in bangkok, earning 5 cents an hour for making shoes please give me this account and ill make you some nikes

 

Ya rly? No more entrants?

 

Name: Rummage
Reason why you deserve this account: I wanna see what in the diamond section, I had ruby but that section is inactive, so just wanna see whats inside the section. Then you can have it back to give away again or I will give it away

Reason why someone else doesn't: n/a

Spam: lols i got nothing

 

Good luck to everyone. ^_^

 

Name: LXG_Teh_Pwner {Sam}
Reason why you deserve this account: I have always wanted a payed subscription but once I found out I had spent all my money =(( Also, i'tll make me super active and will help \ donate to get a lot of people to join this site aswell

Reason why someone else doesn't: Well everyone deserves it, but I deserve it more.

Spam: Salami ?
Why did the p3rvert cross the road ? Cause he got stuck in the chicken ;D ( would be funnier but don't wont to go into detail.

 

Name:

AZ3

Reason why you deserve this account:

• I deserve this account because...well i don't deserve it but i would like to because i think your a great person.
• I'd be able to take care of it and hopefully not get warned. I also want it because its not likley im going to get donator any time soon.
• it may look like i am sucking up but i do really need this it would be really awesome to be well known around here which i think you already are..so if i do get this account it would be great.
• I would give you credit in this accounts signature and i will put a thanks in your account if you decide to give me it.
• I do know i don't have the requirements but maybe you should let everyone join not just people who have that kind of stuff. Good Luck to everyone.

Reason why someone else doesn't:

Everyone deserve's something in life. Weather it be this account or getting into a basketball team at school or a soccer team. People deserve things because they work for them. So no-one doesn't deserve this account EVERYONE Does deserve it.

Spam: I'm Fat

 

Wow, so, a couple posts back, I believe something was posted about bashing each other for the account, so here we go...

Name: CaptainPeanuts

Reason why you deserve this account: I deserve this account because I'm already a damn donator. I'm not going to sit here and bore you with some crap story about how I'd be nice and give out a bunch of free ---- because quite frankly, I wouldn't.

Reason why someone else doesn't: Because 98% of the people here (including some of the staff) are little bitch kids with nothing better to do than compare e-dick sizes. The other 1.9 percent are actually over the legal drinking age, and although they might be older, they still suck at life... The final .1%, well, that's me (and .untitled).

Spam: So, there's this woman looking into the mirror and talking to her husband. She starts spouting off random crap like, "I'm so fat", "What a disgusting pig I am", etc. and finally asks her husband to pay her a compliment. Her husband looks at her and says, "Well, you have damn near perfect eyesight".

 

Very nice spam^^.
lol.

 

why thank you...

 

Then get off the computer and stop trying to win this account.

Welcome to the wall of shame.

I hate kiss asses. I would rather give it to someone who hates my guts than kisses my ass.

 

So you're overweight, have no life, no girlfriends, and instead of e-dick comparisons you fantasize about what it would be like to have real friends.

Phail.

Welcome to the Wall of Shame

 

congratz to whoever gets this...i would want it if it had higher stats than me but.....

 

Negative. I'm perfectly fit, coach my sons T-Ball team, am married with 1 child and another on the way, and have plenty of friends. And as far as being a staff ass kisser? Don't think so. I knew .Untitled long before he was staff...

 

I should get it because I want it?

I don't feel like filling out form.

 

Name: Lovehurts, erik
Reason why you deserve this account: i never had anything here, and i wanna see what's all this stuff about having ruby or diamond or w/e :/

Reason why someone else doesn't: because i just deserve it more, but everyone deserves a chance

Spam: :[