Competition. 10 M I N S L E F T!

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kk, thanks.

 

First Entry:

 

This is great Kirbir im going do 3 things and yeh abit of poetry, aweosme im not gay but i can get good with poems, thanks kirbir il have mine done soon.

 

Thank you for your entry Dbgrego

Ok -dreaMer and your welcome.

 

Once upon a time there was a distant place in an Internet far far away called GameRenders live a lot of people, about 100,000 but there were a couple of very special people and those special people were Kirbir, Tolan and an orange, remember, the orange is very special.

Anyway, one day Kirbir Tolan and an orange were walking to the market to buy some new tags and tutorials and on the way when they were going there were Vogue, Shardy and Blade all from the Visual Science crew and they were using the marketplace too much cause they are really evil or something. So Kirbir Tolan and the orange went to the shop at the top next to the arcades and bought a change member title, a premium membership and a pin/unpin own topics and headed to the competitions section. Since there was none in the comps section Kirbir decided to make one for everyone to have fun whiles Tolan went off for a walk.

Then Little Lightning asked Tolan if he could have a donator membership please but Tolan said no and offered a premium membership instead and Little Lightning agreed and was very happy, Little Lightning, now with his new Premium membership went to the offers and requests section and found lots of credits to spend, he went and looked around the auctions and found lots of things to buy, after seeing that he looked in the bare canvas applications thread and thought about having a try at getting in.
To Little Lightning’s amazement he was now [.BC.] Little Lightning, he was so happy about this.

Little Lightning then found some more credits and then decided to give some out for free because he was so happy, he then gave away a free tag for FR and a free tag for LR. He then sold lots of tags to Strange Ruby and got lots more credits but spent them all again on tags.

Then it was the day that everything came wrong. The oranges were coming. Everyone I knew was killed, surrendered or got made into an orange but me, the oranges has a huge amount of elite oranges that were coming for me, I dodged dived and ducked them all but still they came, I then found Kirbir and Tolan and some other guys from GameRenders who were still alive, I then jumped out of the internet and into mIRC where Kirbir was, no one else had made it, no one. But then a cry and a shout came from the distance and there were others, the whole BC Crew, they were alive, I went to investigate and it was true, they were all there, fighting fit and well.

It was then I knew the oranges invasion was over and it was time to go back to GameRenders, everything looked fine, but, what about all the fighting and the war etc. did it never happen, was I dreaming? It seemed that I had been but there was no way I could be sure, but it was true, no one had been harmed. I then forgot all about this incidence but remember, beware of the oranges.

The End.


One of the longest things I've ever wrote xD

 

Aww kirbir I thought I was going to see you at #30 with 0 reps

Anyways awesome contest!!! I may give it a shot later.

 

[.BC.] Little Lightning - LOL love it :lol:

Ok .Shawn

 

story time

Once upon a time lived a land on the intrawebz called GameRenders. Gamerenders harbored many fappers. Of course, fapping is an art. And to every art there is a king. In our case, the king was named SwAT. SwAT was a very depressed boy born in the ghetto's of San Fran and raised in a poor suburbian neighborhood outside of Meatspin, Idaho. When Swat turned 14 something amazing happened. He found a site called "GameRenders". Within a year's time he became a Moderator of said forums. As most of you know, when one becomes a moderator of said forums, he is entitled to as much free porn as you can stream from the database. Well... before this Swat had never seen, heard of, smelled, touched, or thought about feminine parts. Once Swat download Spread_The_Happy__Spreads_the_Legs_Volume_II__kirbir_Confessions.avi this all changed. The influence of kirbir changed Swat's life forever. As soon as he hit 'play' Swat could feel something coming about. Something amazing happened at that point... Swat had finally managed to grow a hair on his chest. Swat burst out of his room jumping up and down like a five year old hyped up on sugar, while screaming louder than a busfull of retards going to Chucky Cheese's. Such events lead to the following

Figure A

Figure B

And finally, the most disturbing..

Figure C

There is much more evidence of this, however to limit time, visibilty, and mental scars we will be excluding them from this 'story' as it would be called on the streets.

Oh ---- I forgot Figure X

Anyways... over the next few months GR was down more, and Swat was non-replyant. This leads us to believe SwAT has been turned into a faptasical bandwidth whore. You have to <3 Swat or else he'll drop the ban hammer on you... and you wont like it


Question: Can I make this into an interpretive dance for extra credits mommy?


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POEM

I chopped a block of chop's pants in my chipper.
The chipped chop of chop's chip was in my chopper
I chopped the chopper of chip's chop in my chioper.
Chop's chipped chopper chopped my chipper.

 

LMFAO thats awesome

 

edited with two more entries.

 

lol nice entries :lol:

 

So I win? right? I'll start writing my victory speech, brb.

 

lmao, no you dont

 

I pm'ed you my entry cause it would fill up like 2 posts so just giv eme my prize now and ill be on my way. btw how can the contest start ont he 14th when its the 13th adn this topic was made ont he 12th? DOH i better not ask cause she might not like me anymore.