Chuck Norris...

Whats your favorite Chuck Norris line?


This is prolly my favorite

"Chuck Norris can divide by zero."

and this one

"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."




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where is that flash movie anyways?

 

for some reason i laughed really hard at this...
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*laughs*

 

i remba one, 'chuck norris can make any woman climax by pointing at her and sayin booya'

That one cracked me up

 

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only 3 moves.
When Chuck Norris divides, he NEVER gets remainders.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hear silence.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, he doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
The dinosaurs pissed off Chuck Norris once. ONCE.

Those are my top 7 favorites.