Chuck Norris Facts!

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  1. Jan 7, 2006 at 4:33 PM #76
    Faith.09

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    im Mr. T foo Ill crush that bitch foo
     
  2. Jan 7, 2006 at 5:20 PM #77
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    lol chuck norris lmao aka walker!!! XD omg so funny nice crap man
     
  3. Jan 7, 2006 at 6:06 PM #78
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    old, yet classic. love em dude love em.


    Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the ---- out of little kids.

    is great.
     
  4. Jan 7, 2006 at 6:25 PM #79
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    rofl :rofl: , this gave me a good laugh :eek: CHUCK NORRIS OWNS!!!!!
     
  5. Jan 8, 2006 at 10:16 PM #80
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    There's more :eek:.

    Chuck Norris's stare turns goat piss into gasoline.
     
  6. Jan 9, 2006 at 3:47 AM #81
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    i dont get all these things about this dude. i mean wtf is so popular about him
     
  7. Jan 11, 2006 at 12:11 PM #82
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    Updated it again with a little video clip and fixed a picture that didnt show up at the bottom of the page...

    I love how Cuck Norris whores himself for any money thrown his way... Chuck Norris Karate Commandos... HA HA HA!

    *Bump*
     
  8. Jan 11, 2006 at 12:40 PM #83
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    God these are too funny man.
     
  9. Jan 11, 2006 at 12:56 PM #84
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    Yes I know! I wish Chuck Norris Karate Commandos would air in Sweden :D
     
  10. Jan 11, 2006 at 1:02 PM #85
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    These Chuck Norris Jokes are becoming big, I've seen this going around in several forums. They're all so great! lol

    "Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face."

    and

    "A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded."

    Are two of the funniest ones IMO.
     
  11. Jan 11, 2006 at 1:16 PM #86
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    Sry for so many posts in short time but I have updated once more with added links to clips from Conan when he shows Walker Texas Ranger.

    If someone has more funny stuff with Chuck Norris plz send me the stuff and I can add it to the first page with credits for your find of course :D
     
  12. Jan 11, 2006 at 1:47 PM #87
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    LMAO lol those are so funny. :lol:
     
  13. Jan 11, 2006 at 1:51 PM #88
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    Dang I thought Mr. Chuck was dead lol that is the man though.
     
  14. Jan 11, 2006 at 4:17 PM #89
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

    No, seriously: "Lost his virginity before his dad did"

    OMFG!!! perverted, old man :/

    Funny!

    :P

    -ZilD

    *Staring at PC SCreen*
     
  15. Jan 11, 2006 at 5:04 PM #90
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    I've probably seen those a hundred times but yet I still can't stop laughing when I read them.
     
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