Chuck Norris Facts!

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  1. UV Moose

    UV Moose Well-Known Member

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    Bah, Vin Diesel could own both of them. I could go into more awesome details, but I'll just tell you this one:

    "Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors."
     
  2. Iron Bonney

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    Chuck Norris to Obi Wan after getting his ass kicked :

    " Obi Wan you are my only Hope "

    LMAO
     
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    Darth Vader > obi wan
     
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    Luke > Darth Vader > Obi Wan
     
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    Happy Tree Friends > Luke >Darth Vader > Obi wan
     
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    Pooh the bear > Happy Tree Friends > Luke >Darth Vader > Obi wan
     
  7. Fr0sty

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    That is just a rip off from the Chuck Norris facts, they simple wrote Vin Disel instead of chuck!

    I mean who is Vin Disel? He is nobody! xXx fkn sucked! he has only done one good movie and that is Pitchblack and that is because he hardly talked in it...he sucks as an actor he has no fighting skills and his voice is horrible he sounds like he is trying to swallow a golf ball... Chuck on the other hand he is an exelent actor ;) with firerce fighting style that owns us all!
     
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    its Whinnie! the Pooh!

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    That is just a rip off from the Chuck Norris facts, they simple wrote Vin Disel instead of chuck!

    I mean who is Vin Disel? He is nobody! xXx fkn sucked! he has only done one good movie and that is Pitchblack and that is because he hardly talked in it...he sucks as an actor he has no fighting skills and his voice is horrible he sounds like he is trying to swallow a golf ball... Chuck on the other hand he is an exelent actor ;) with firerce fighting style that owns us all!
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    Jet Lee, Bruce Lee > Chucky Wucky
     
  9. Fr0sty

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    Jet Li? No way Chuck owns god! god owns everbody else...(if he exsisted)
     
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    Bruce lee is above god.
     
  11. Carbotron

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    LoL i got chuck norris's autograph..
    In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
    Lmao that was funny
    Samuel L Jackson and Bruce willis>anyone.
     
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    Ever heard of the peeny weeny?
     
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    heh some pretty funny facts lol
     
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    I don't care about Chuck Norris foo!
     
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    The you only secounds away from deaths :D soon you will hear a little squick from the tight jeans of Chuck Norris and the you will be one amongst many roundhouskicked fatalvictims :D ;)
     

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