Chuck Norris Facts!

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  1. Jan 6, 2006 at 4:29 PM #46
    J_Boog

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    What was the point of this? If I wanted some facts I go search the net. And of all people, Chuck Norris - how abouts Jessica Alba, useful information on how fatty foods make you fat.
     
  2. Jan 6, 2006 at 4:32 PM #47
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    hahahah imao i have one of these posters on my door lol

    my fav was probally...

    It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.


    i laughed so hard on that one
     
  3. Jan 6, 2006 at 4:35 PM #48
    Fr0sty

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    If you dont get it you cant have read it...it is for fun :D
    not so much fun if you dont know who chuck norris tho...
     
  4. Jan 6, 2006 at 7:10 PM #49
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    man this is getting old soo fast now
     
  5. Jan 6, 2006 at 11:06 PM #50
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  6. Jan 7, 2006 at 11:38 AM #51
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    lol . im sure i know someone who would be glad to read it too .
     
  7. Jan 7, 2006 at 11:50 AM #52
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    I thought it was funny
     
  8. Jan 7, 2006 at 2:01 PM #53
    Fr0sty

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    Nice piece of art! you captured the manliness of chuck :D
     
  9. Jan 7, 2006 at 2:20 PM #54
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    Bruce Lee owns Chuck who?





    o_O


    :P

    fact
     
  10. Jan 7, 2006 at 2:25 PM #55
    Fr0sty

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    Stop with the Bruce Lee, chuck is the man. Didnt you know he invented water?
     
  11. Jan 7, 2006 at 2:27 PM #56
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    i know he did.
    He did so pissing his pants when he saw Bruce Lee
     
  12. Jan 7, 2006 at 2:28 PM #57
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    I bet he invented air too hahaha
     
  13. Jan 7, 2006 at 2:31 PM #58
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    Chuck! Chuck! Hes A man!
    If he can't do it!!
    Bruce Lee CAN!
     
  14. Jan 7, 2006 at 2:32 PM #59
    Fr0sty

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    Bruce Lee's intense and highly skilled fighting technique is nothing against an slow roundhousekick from chuck in a pair of tight jeans :D
     
  15. Jan 7, 2006 at 2:39 PM #60
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    Bruce Lee's Famous flying kick PWNS chuck's roundhouse!

    *chuck uses RoundHouse kick*
    *Bruce lee is hit! -50 HP!*

    -Select attack-

    *Bruce Lee uses Famous flying kick!*
    *Chuck Norris is! -100 HP~*
    -Chuck Norris has fainted-
     
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