Actually, he's not as big as you think he is, I asked a few people and they dont know him. He's just some lame guy on one of those lame shows. And also, God may be a woman for all you now. I dont beleive in god though
Actually, he's not as big as you think he is, I asked a few people and they dont know him. He's just some lame guy on one of those lame shows. And also, God may be a woman for all you now. I dont beleive in god though [/b][/quote] He is bigger then you think...and he is totally gay and that is what makes it fun to glorify him...do some research download some of his movies or his "awsome" show Walker Texas Ranger...read about him or whatever.... I dont belive in God either so I know that "god" isnt a woman cuz "god doesnt exist...
SO FUNNY! I love this, ive read it multiple times and I still ----ing love it. "Dont F cking question Chuk Norris" ahahahahahahahah
After checking some sites it said he was born 1940 so he is 65 years old and still kicks ass...soon in 2006 he will be 66 *EDIT BTW some more intresting about dear old chuck "Norris has indicated in his autobiography that he has black belts in Tang Soo Do, Tae Kwon Do, and is founder of Chun Kuk Do ("Universal Way"). Mr. Norris has also practiced Judo, Shinto-Ryu Karate, and Brazilian jujutsu. He is also founder of The United Fighting Arts Federation (UFAF)." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris
Code: To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. hahahah those were so awsome very nice.
After checking some sites it said he was born 1940 so he is 65 years old and still kicks ass...soon in 2006 he will be 66 *EDIT BTW some more intresting about dear old chuck "Norris has indicated in his autobiography that he has black belts in Tang Soo Do, Tae Kwon Do, and is founder of Chun Kuk Do ("Universal Way"). Mr. Norris has also practiced Judo, Shinto-Ryu Karate, and Brazilian jujutsu. He is also founder of The United Fighting Arts Federation (UFAF)." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris [/b][/quote] meh i could take him LOL
meh i could take him LOL [/b][/quote] ghasp! I hope for your sake Chuck isnt browsing this site right about now
you forgot to mention somewhere in there that "Chuck Norris got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee" so Bruce Lee> Chuck Norris > God
