Chuck Norris Facts!

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  1. Dec 22, 2005 at 9:12 AM #1
    Fr0sty

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  2. Dec 22, 2005 at 9:25 AM #2
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    How can he loose his virginity before his dad?

    It couldnt have been his biological father oO
    Unless he was a test tube baby :blink:
     
  3. Dec 22, 2005 at 9:26 AM #3
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    it's a joke, idiot.
     
  4. Dec 22, 2005 at 9:29 AM #4
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    I know its a joke, but it just doesnt make sence at all, none of them made me laugh, and theres been some sentances mentioned twice up there.

    And I am not an idiot.
     
  5. Dec 22, 2005 at 9:31 AM #5
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    No it is facts... ;) ;) ;)
     
  6. Dec 22, 2005 at 9:33 AM #6
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    ZOMGWTFROFL FINE :(
     
  7. Dec 22, 2005 at 9:33 AM #7
    Fr0sty

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    You have no homour or dont know of Chuck Norris, this is funny and sry if some are posted twice tried to avoid it but I pasted from alot of pages...

    BTW some are not that funny but if you read all Im sure some of them will make you laugh :D
     
  8. Dec 22, 2005 at 9:46 AM #8
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    ROFL whahahaha
    so funny
     
  9. Dec 22, 2005 at 9:46 AM #9
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    I have no idea who he is ^^
     
  10. Dec 22, 2005 at 10:01 AM #10
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    LMAO, those are funny//thats the funniest one.
     
  11. Dec 22, 2005 at 10:01 AM #11
    Fr0sty

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    Then you must liove without at TV or under a rock...or maybe be like 8 years old...cuz Im from Sweden so no excuse to not live in the US but he is like this martial arts guy who won I think world championship in karate and he has looked like in the pic probably his whole life do some google on hiom...

    The fun thing in his movies and his tv series that he does crappy action scenes and roundhousekicks everyone with his tight jeans and he never looses a battle...
     
  12. Dec 22, 2005 at 10:05 AM #12
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    Good find :)
    Haha laugh at most of em
     
  13. Dec 22, 2005 at 10:46 AM #13
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    ROFL
     
  14. Dec 22, 2005 at 11:08 AM #14
    Fr0sty

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    There is so many but one of my favorites are "There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris."
     
  15. Dec 22, 2005 at 11:36 AM #15
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    I remember one of those, except with Vin Diesel. Those things are the funniest ---- ever :D
     
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