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  1. .difuzeD

    .difuzeD Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I'm only 12.. anyway

    What if you had a son and he ran up to you and said, "DADDY I'M ON THE CHEERLEADING TEAM!"

    or.. if your child was born a hermaphrodite.

    Just wondering..
     
  2. XxCarbinexX

    XxCarbinexX Well-Known Member

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    I would actually be quite proud of him, He would after all fondle women at practice and look up their skirts.
     
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    `sparks Jcoca

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    And see elastic under-shorts? GG


    And I wouldn't do....or say anything, his peers would dish out the punishment...
     
  4. XxCarbinexX

    XxCarbinexX Well-Known Member

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    Maybe he can catch a quick glimpse of her camel toe. Try to think outside the box my friend.
     
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    you'r missing the most important part of this, after practice EVERYONE needs to take a shower
     
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    ok a few things wrong with that

    1. Your sig is of the shoop-da-whoop face which is a 4chan meme meaning that you must have visited there as a underage member
    2. How the hell did you get past the COPPA check here? must have lyed about your age when registering, therefore giving fraudulent information with is a federal offence.

    thx :)
     
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    If you were under the age bar, you wouldn't? lol.
     
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    .ZERO Well-Known Member

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    Thats not the point, its still illegal and he commited a felony
     
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    Faith.09 Banned from GR

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    lets call the police
     
  10. Matsybom

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    DINGES your ------ing right..
    that was my first tought about it :P
     
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    lol xD
    you think the guys shower in the same room with the girls xD ??

    if that was so ALL guys would be chearleaders
     
  12. Matsybom

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    hmmz.
    your right

    but then i would say to the coach


    don't forget the team spirit !!
     
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    if i was the only guy in the chearleading team i would say this to the coach

    Mr Pedobear ( that would be his name offcourse, duhhh ) i think you should let me shower together with the girls
    cause that's the only way for me to be save in the showers. I don't wanna fall or anything like that in the shower and die
    so i demand that i shower together with the girls

    ^^ yep, that's what i would say
     
  14. Matsybom

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    hmmms I think Pedo bear would like the teamspirit idea more :P
     
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    lol
     

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