A man who had just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank cheque and says, “I don’t care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.” The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; it fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, “Whatever this cost, I’m very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I’m very grateful. How much did you spend?” To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank cheque. “There’s no charge,” he says. “No, really I must compensate you for that exquisite blue suit!” she says. “Honestly, it cost nothing” says the mortician “You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband’s size was brought in yesterday wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead. And she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice … So I switched the heads.” :huh:
could be the funniest thing in our time..........................................................................................................................
