The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma , Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are all gay. 6. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. More information: Redneck Carrier: Redneck Anti-Terrorist Training: Redneck Attack Truck: Redneck Gun Buggy:
HA! That picture with the car on the carrier... I was there for that! That's the USS Enterprise / CVN 65! Didn't think that would get out!
