Bill Gates In Hell

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  1. Zohair

    Zohair Formerly zohBOT

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                     Bill Gates dies and goes to hell.
    Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."
    
    Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
    
    Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a Beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says, "I'll take this option."
    
    "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
    
    "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
    
    "That's what everyone thinks," snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't..."
    
    "What about the PC?"
    
    "It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys."
    
    "Which three?"
    
    "Control, Alt and Delete."
     
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    and the girl hasn't what?
     
  3. Zohair

    Zohair Formerly zohBOT

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    lol omg GREESY!! The bottle has a hole in it and the girl HASN't means that the girl hasn't got a hole which means no f$#K
     
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    hahaahhahaha XD awesome ... XD
     
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    have a hole...............
     
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    lmao lol the girl don't have a hole xD the pc is missing the 3 mostly used keys when pc freeze xD
     
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    lol
     
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    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    just remap the keyboard....
     
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    i lol'd
     
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    nanSTA Senior Member

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    SWEEET. Zohair! Remmeber me? Whered u go?
     
  11. Zohair

    Zohair Formerly zohBOT

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    Man I've been a lot busy lately but now that I have time I come here every now and then. So I'll be talking to you sooner so you don't have to miss me anymore :D

    Lol glad ya people liked the Joke :D
     
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    Rofl.
     
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    Xioushi Well-Known Member

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    Hahahaha. Windows without Task Manager? :( What about Windows Key + R -> C:\WINDOWS\system32\taskmgr.exe ?

    Lol. Anyways, good joke. :)
     
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    Zohair Formerly zohBOT

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    lol Windows Key with R is like it opens RUN where you can quickly goto any menu entering the show abbreviations..

    Thanks for commenting though :D
     
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    That gave me a laugh. :)
     

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