Big_dave Interviewed

BiG_Dave's interview...the newest admin in GameRenders...and yup, you guessed it: he's english. Quite "posh" in my opinion...

Bold - Questions
Italics - My off the record comments

Andrew = myself
BiG_Dave = ...himself
~*~Andrew*~*:
ok Mr. Big...tell us how you are today?

BiG_Dave:
Im feeling fantastic today as you all voted *me* staff member of the month, feels great

BiG_Dave:
and how are you feeling?

~*~Andrew*~*:
like a lawyer about to kill a criminal on trial

BiG_Dave:
rofl... thats nice to know

~*~Andrew*~*:
ok Big Dave...you say we voted you in, the truth is...?

(BiG_Dave's comments have been edited out for because the word filter blocks most of them out)

~*~Andrew*~*:
Staff member of the month- Thats quite a honor. How long have you been at GameRenders now,roughly?

BiG_Dave:
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... *checks joined date* -since the 5th of july 2005

BiG_Dave:
near 2 months

~*~Andrew*~*:
Not to long, have you enjoyed it?

BiG_Dave:
no, i've absolutely hated every minute of it. j/k. It's been an experience... A good one i might add.
Just getting to know lots of peops and helping out the community, its all fun.

~*~Andrew*~*:
Joe(llam) has put in alot of energy and time into GameRenders, but truthfully...did you even know what a render was before joining GR? lol

~*~Andrew*~*:
don't feel bad, i didn't

BiG_Dave:
lol

BiG_Dave:
Yes, i actually did, my neighbour is pretty good with graphics and he used to make desktop images
for me. I didn't know how he did them and im still pretty useless at gfx. But i'm getting a lil better.
Hopefully i'll be one of the greats soon.

~*~Andrew*~*:
I bet you have created more signatures then me...but, before GR, what did you do on the
internet? *cough*besides scare the ladies on your webcam

BiG_Dave:
haha, well, i played a popular fps game which most people woulda heard of, Counter-strike. I was
pretty good, still am. Been playing for about 4 years
now and i have been to and won several tournments. I
also played a game called star wars galaxies (MMORPG).
It took like a year or so to make my character a jedi,
but after i got it, i got bored of the game and sold it
on ebay. lol. time well spent I think

~*~Andrew*~*:
Pretty good? It sounds like you still play alittle bit. Would you mind playing me 1 vs 1 so i can
"pwn" you with headshots? (for our readers out there- the "Moderators" are thinking of testing out big dave's
skill. 9 moderators vs the admin..place your bets now )

BiG_Dave:
Well, as i so uberly brilliant at cs, why not take llamaman on your team too lol. Nah, i think me
and llamaman can take you considering i taught him how to play cs properly. He was just a lil n00b when i met
him. Still is really... lol. There is only one major problem with that match. We are in different continents
and therefore our pings are gonna be in the 500 region (usually 20 where i play)

~*~Andrew*~*:
Tell us..where does your GR name come from, and is it a name you use often on the internet?

BiG_Dave:
Well thats an easy one. Dave = my real name
and im big... therefore i'm BiG_Dave
I don't use this name on games though, my in game name
is Coutho or Mythos.If your wondering where i got those
names from what i do when i change my name, i look
around my room and look at labels lol. Mythos is
actually a greek beer. Coutho is on a video near my TV.

~*~Andrew*~*:
I'm saving the hard questions for last and how long have you been playing Poker, Mr. Poker Legend?

BiG_Dave:
Great, im looking forward to them. Not very
long, me and a few mates only started playing poker late
october last year. This consists of a group of 7 people,
in skill order: Me, Dan, James, Matt, Raz, Gregg & last
and also least Llamaman (Joe). He is a legend, We got
pictures of him being really annoyed after losing an all
in bluff - 7 2 offsuit (for those who don't know that is the worst starting hand)

~*~Andrew*~*:
ROFL...and how much will the GameRenders
public have to pay to see these pictures?

BiG_Dave:
if i ever released them to the public, whoever
saw them would be banned by llamaman because of the
embarrassment it would carry for him. I would never hear
the end of it, and my life as an admin of GR would be
over as we know it. Therefore i will show for 200 creds. lol

~*~Andrew*~*:
So we know alittle bit about your online life, and we hear glimspes of stories from your real life ready to burst out. Tell us alittle about yourself: how old you are, where do you live, do you work? etc

BiG_Dave:
I'm 2 months off 18 - thats gonna be one great party and your all invited. Are ya excited? Are ya? I
sure as hell am. I live in a town called Slough - The 2nd worst town in England... According to some book.
It's a great feeling. But the closest town to it is
Windsor, which is where the queen lives. Which means i
can see a massive castle from my window...

~*~Andrew*~*:
Do you have a job? Or do any work at all?

Do i work? of course i do, im admin on this
site aren't i? lol, Other than that though, i work for the Number 1 supermarket in the UK, it's like the UK's
equivalent to the US company wall mart. It's called TESCO, and i'm
privaleged because I work in the biggest TESCO in the
country. 3 weeks old... and its already falling apart.
for those who want to do some home shopping, visit www.tesco.com - I swear im not getting commision on this

~*~Andrew*~*: Most know by now, that your a very good
friend of Llam and thats how you came to learn about
GameRenders & work here! Tell us...how did you guys
meet, and how long have you been friends?

BiG_Dave:
Well, we both go to the same school. I met him
in year 9, now in the last year 13. So 3-4 Years. He is
in my form and we basically study all the s e subjects.
I found out about this site when i was slapping him around in the library during one of our free periods. He
walked off and went onto the computer and logged onto
this site. I followed and slapped him somemore (he can't get enough really)..

BiG_Dave:
and then i decided i wanted to join the site
as it looked like a bit of fun, and guess what... IT IS.

BiG_Dave:
I then asked him if he needed any help with
the site keeping it running and moderating etc. He said yeah, and gave me this admin position and now im in full
training and i know most of it all now... aint all y'all
rippers happy?

~*~Andrew*~*:
and the rest of history. Sounds like you enjoy beating up kids and being a general bully. You
should work on channeling that energy & time into something useful....as in sports? Do you play any
sports?

BiG_Dave:
e-sports, im an online legend.

(e-GEEK)

*edit from dave* - off the record that comment from above.

BiG_Dave:
i used to play football... or should i say
soccer for a team and used to be really good, but then i quit and became BiG_Dave.

BiG_Dave:
And no i don't enjoy beating up kids, i just like slapping around llamaman around cos its so funny

~*~Andrew*~*:
Tell us a story of something you've done with Llamaman, because...i remember how bad my friends & I were

BiG_Dave:
oh... haha i got one. We was in town one day
and he needed to get some money out of the bank. I stood
right next to him at the ATM machine and watched as he
entered his pin number. Then when we got it i just
started shouting it out and really annoying him about it. He was getting really annoyed so he ordered a new
one. Later that week we went into his house and i found the pin number slip and....

BiG_Dave:
started doing it all again ahahaha. It was hilarious. He got another one now and he won't give me
the pin number so i just steal his wallet and slap him around a bit more. It's so fun, if u ever come to
england, the most famous person u have to meet is Joe. He's a great laugh.

~*~Andrew*~*:
I was there in April, but i wasn't really that active at GameRenders, or well known. Maybe next
time i go back, i'll stop and have a few shots with you guys Sounds like your quite a bit bigger then
Llamaman and, tell us what you look like

(so we know why the ladies say no)

BiG_Dave:
HEY! I have you know im quite the stud with the ladies... like the other night... better not say,
young people present. Im 6ft tall and quite a large built body. I have brown hair and blue eyes. I'm sexy to
be honest. It's not that im a bit bigger than llamaman, it's that he is the thinnest little bugger you've ever
seen. And he wears black to make it worse (black is a slimming colour).

~*~Andrew*~*:
Sounds like your quite modest; are their any girlfriends in the picture right now? Note i use the
plural version because your such a stud i'm sure you have 2 or 3

BiG_Dave:
I don't have a girlfriend set in stone, i'm waiting on this girl to come back off holiday and see
how things go with her, she seems pretty cool. But other than her there is 3 or 4 girls i can call on any time of
day

~*~Andrew*~*:
It seems like we're pretty much done, i
feel like i'm forgetting something. Maybe theirs some
information/story/ or a message you want to tell the
GameRender members?

BiG_Dave:
what kind of story would you like to hear

~*~Andrew*~*:
I'll leave that for people to ask you
later on, we don't want to tell the few stories you have
left..would ruin the fun later on. Any message you have
for the GameRender members? (insert shameless plug to
buy Premium Membership)

BiG_Dave:
Okies, well as you all know the new site is
still in development. We are very close to finishing the
design of it and when ll an gets his ass back from
holiday we may be going into the testing stages of the
new site. As i have said before... there will be lots
more benefits for those who own a premium membership in
the new site so i urge u to purchase them whilst the
prices are as low as they are now.

~*~Andrew*~*:
Well thanks for taking the time to allow me to interview you. Hopefully you won't be stalked for any information you gave today

 

well done big dave you deserve this
good luck in the future

-GS

 

Awesome interview, was verry fun to read. ^_^

And Big_Dave, you deserve it.

 

Heh, nice one Dave! Good interview Invisioneer!

 

Congrats Dave.... nice interviewing skills BFTP.

It's nice knowing about the new admin and also getting to know a little bit more about the big boss man.

Sounds like some really cool guys.

 

I'm winning his picture in an auction heheh

 

nice 1 cool interveiw

 

nice... not many people, including me know much about him! this helps!

 

yes, they truely are ^_^

 

Great Interview, Guys! Glad to see you are getting along, Big Dave ^_^

 

Nice interview lol, some parts were funny.

 

lol i dont wanna waste 200 cred on poker pictures =P

 

yes, they truely are [/b][/quote]
ROFLL good one Dave.

 

I fixed it, that lil punk

 

lol all my credz on the moderators :lol:

edit: o yea had to ask u a fan of Ali G lol :lol: