Big Orange

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  1. Sociapath

    Sociapath Well-Known Member

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    This guy walks into a pub and half his head is a big orange. He says: 'I'll have a pint of lager, please.' And the barman says: 'Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing, but half your head appears to be a big orange.' And the boy goes: 'Yeah, had that for a while now.'
    So the barman says: 'How did that come about, if you don't mind me asking?' And the boy says: 'I was in this old junk shop when I found a lamp and when I gave it a rub this genie appeared.
    He offered me the standard three wishes, and I said: 'For my first wish, I'd like every woman I ever meet to fall madly in love with me.' So the genie waves his genie hands and suddenly there's women looking at me. Then the genie says: 'What will your second wish be?'
    I said: 'I'd like a wallet with 21million in it, and I can never lose it, it can't be destroyed, and every time I spend any of the money, it'll be replenished.' And the genie says: 'Your wish is granted. Now, what will your third wish be?' So I said: 'For my third wish, I'd like half my head to be a big orange.'


    I actually thought it was kind of funny...
     
  2. Boxiom

    Boxiom Well-Known Member

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    baha
     
  3. Adam

    Adam Senior Member

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    muhaha
     
  4. cjonesy

    cjonesy Well-Known Member

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    hahahe
     
  5. Xstatica

    Xstatica Well-Known Member

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    i dont get it who would want their head to be half an orange
     
  6. JpQ

    JpQ Well-Known Member

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    OK, that is funny... :P
     
  7. DemsLover

    DemsLover Senior Member

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    aha, sounds like brokens kind of guy
     
  8. Common

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    wat thte... i dont get it :(
     
  9. Greasy Pete

    Greasy Pete Senior Member

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    i dont get it either..
     
  10. Majin

    Majin Senior Member

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    Either i didnt get it or it isnt funny.
     
  11. Sociapath

    Sociapath Well-Known Member

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    Or you are an incredible f*cktard :)

    But that seems hardly possible...:)
     

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