Bar Joke

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  1. Jul 24, 2006 at 1:02 AM #1
    dharmesha13

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    Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.

    After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."

    After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."

    The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."
     
  2. Jul 24, 2006 at 1:10 AM #2
    TreeFace

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    That's pretty damn funny.
     
  3. Jul 24, 2006 at 4:24 AM #3
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    Tee hee.
     
  4. Jul 24, 2006 at 4:19 PM #4
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    lol....
     
  5. Jul 24, 2006 at 4:28 PM #5
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    lol nice joke
     
  6. Jul 24, 2006 at 4:46 PM #6
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    lawls x2
     
  7. Jul 24, 2006 at 4:57 PM #7
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  8. Jul 24, 2006 at 6:04 PM #8
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    i don't get it... where is the joke?
     
  9. Aug 29, 2006 at 7:22 AM #9
    [.BC.] Birds

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    its funny
     
  10. Aug 29, 2006 at 9:07 AM #10
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    Lmao..Thats a good one.
     
  11. Aug 29, 2006 at 9:25 AM #11
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    Hahaha that was funny
     
  12. Sep 19, 2006 at 1:15 PM #12
    Zohair

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    Roflmao that was awesome
     
  13. Sep 19, 2006 at 1:17 PM #13
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    'Twas also quite old :P
     
  14. Sep 19, 2006 at 2:41 PM #14
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    Was funny
     
  15. Sep 19, 2006 at 5:53 PM #15
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    Rofl at the joke and 12 year olds on GR reading it =)
     
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