The Germans broke the world record for most people in a car, 105, guess how they did it? 6 Germans in the seats 99 Jews in the ash tray shouldn't this be in last word cause i foresee tons of racist jokes.
Heres a good example of anti-humour, which is what its called btw, not "anti-joke" it's also unjoke. A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.
totallllllly not what an anti-joke is. what you're looking for is racist jokes. What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.
Fer sure maybe fer sure not Fer sure eh fer sure bomb Pulled up at a stop light did drugs on the dashboard Look at the mess we made tonight Kick off your stilettos Kick off your stilettos And ------ me in the backseat ------ me in the backseat You're always falling in disguise And always quick to compromise Kick off your stilettos [oh yeah] Kick off your stilettos And ------ me in the backseat [fa-fa-fa] ------ me in the backseat Fer sure maybe fer sure not Fer sure eh fer sure bomb This is the end of what we planned [of what we planned] And now. We're not falling in love We're just falling apart [so girl let's dance the night away] This is how the beat goes This is how the beat goes [Just let your body go] This is how the beat drops This is how the beat drops [I wanna see your panties drop girl now] All this time is wasted pretending we're in love But that's alright cause you know I love being with you and seeing you cry So don't let go-o-o Well don't let go, no-o Don't let go Fer sure maybe fer sure not Fer sure eh fer sure bomb Pulled up at a stop light did drugs on the dashboard Look at the mess we made tonight Kick off your stilettos Kick off your stilettos And ------ me in the backseat ------ me in the backseat You're always falling in disguise And always quick to compromise Kick off your stilettos [oh yeah] Kick off your stilettos And ------ me in the backseat [fa-fa-fa] ------ me in the backseat Fer sure maybe fer sure not Fer sure eh fer sure bomb This is the end of what we planned [of what we planned] And now. We're not falling in love We're just falling apart [so girl let's dance the night away] This is how the beat goes This is how the beat goes [Just let your body go] This is how the beat drops This is how the beat drops [I wanna see your panties drop girl now] All this time is wasted pretending we're in love But that's alright cause you know I love being with you and seeing you cry So don't let go-o-o Well don't let go, no-o Don't let go No jkjkjk lololol I heart your ------ing makeup Oh my god I love your hair Is that a new tattoo? Did that piercing ------ing hurt? No jkjkjk lololol We're not falling in love We're just falling apart [so girl let's dance the night away] This is how the beat goes This is how the beat goes [Just let your body go] This is how the beat drops This is how the beat drops [I wanna see your panties drop girl now] All this time is wasted pretending we're in love But that's alright cause you know I love being with you and seeing you cry So don't let go-o-o [All this time is wasted] Well don't let go, no-o [Pretending we're in love] But that's alright cause you know I love being with you and seeing you cry But that's alright I got my hair fixed, makeup done, I'm ready to go Step in the club and you know I'm the show Diamonds in my teeth are always a' glow Blinded as I speak, mesmerized by my flow [Pre chorus] You can't say no... So let's go... Let's go [Chorus] Spit on the dance floor to know where you are Slip to the beat 'cause you wanna go far Now you love... And I love.. that I'm Jeffree Star Spit on the dance floor to know where you are Slip to the beat drivin' in my pink car Now you love... And I love.. that I'm Jeffree Star Cameras are flashin', everyone's askin' what I'm gonna do tonight.. Who I'm gonna do tonight.. We have our hair cut, eyes shut we're already there I don't know their names and I dont really care 'Cause I only suck dick and just to be fair, Your not on the menu, you'll never compare [Pre chorus] You can't say no... So let's go... Let's go [Chorus] Spit on the dance floor to know where you are Slip to the beat 'cause you wanna go far Now you love... And I love.. that I'm Jeffree Star Spit on the dance floor to know where you are Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com Slip to the beat drivin' in my pink car Now you love... And I love.. that I'm Jeffree Star (I'm a ------ing star, I'm-I-I-I-I'm-I-I-I-I'm a star I'm-I-I-I'm Jeffree Star. Hair-cut, diamonds. I'm-I-I-I'm Jeffree Star. Eyeshadow, make-up done, I'm ready to go.) [Chorus] Spit on the dance floor to know where you are Slip to the beat 'cause you wanna go far Now you love... And I love.. that I'm Jeffree Star Spit on the dance floor to know where you are Slip to the beat drivin' in my pink car Now you love... And I love.. that I'm Jeffree Star Spit on the dance floor to know where you are Slip to the beat 'cause you wanna go far Spit on the dance floor to know where you are Slip to the beat 'cause you love Jeffree Star Cameras are flashin', everyone's askin' what I'm gonna do tonight.. Who I'm gonna do tonight.. What I'm gonna do tonight.. Ask Perez Hilton who I'm gonna do tonight.. Turn her over A candle is lit, I see through her Blow it out and save all her ashes for me Curse me sold her The poison that runs it's course through her Pale white skin with strawberry gashes all over all over Watch me fault her You're living like a disaster She said kill me faster with strawberry gashes all over Called her over and asked her if she was improving She said "feels fine" it's wonderful wonderful here Hex me told her I dreamt of a devil that knew her Pale white skin with strawberry gashes all over all over Watch me fault her You're living like a disaster She said kill me faster with strawberry gashes all over I lay quiet waiting for her voice to say "Some things you lose and some things you just give away" Scold me failed her If only I'd held on tighter to her Pale white skin that twisted and withered away from me away from me Watch me lose her It's almost like losing myself Give her my soul and let them take somebody else get away from me Watch me fault her You're living like a disaster She said kill me faster with strawberry gashes all over all over me
