Jason: Stacy lets have sex tonight! :wub: Stacy:Where will we do it? How about your house Jason: Ok,do you want top bunk or bottom Stacy: Why do you have a bunk bed? Jason: I share the room with my brother Two Hours Later Stacy:Can I go on top? Jason:Ive never tried that before but we can do it!! Stacy: I meant top bunk Jason:Oh sure..but were going to need to make a code. Harder is Lettuce and Faster is Tomatoes.we wouldnt want my brother to know what were doing Stacy: Lettuce! Tomatoes! Lettuce! Tomatoes! Jason's Little Brother: Guy's stop making sandwitches your getting mayonnaise all over me!! :censored:
YOU SCREWED UP THE ENDING... Its guys I don't know if this is the right time to make sandwiches, but that mayonaise sure tastes good!
I heard that one before, but i just made one up, no joke :tongue: Your moms so fat I have to hug her like this: (i found this pic on google so i just blurred his face so i dont get sued or sumpn)