100. Make appointments for the 31st of September. 32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. 56. Pay for your dinner with pennies. 85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed. 86. Wear a LOT of cologne. 94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture." 95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. I do these points. I didn't know I annoy people lol -
OMG I do so many of these things before I read this lol. 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 41. Set alarms for random times. 45. Honk and wave to strangers. 67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained. 76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back. 79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song. 81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. 86. Wear a LOT of cologne. 90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!" My teacher does this it is sooooooo annoying!!! 28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a." That made me laugh... THE GREAT GLOOOORYYYY!!!
