Amazing!

Nicasus · Jul 7, 2006 at 12:34 PM

Originally posted by Gac@Jul 7 2006, 06:14 PM
And now tell me how many sec it taked to read this xD:

"Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit..."
"There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..."
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The standard Lorem Ipsum passage, used since the 1500s

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."

Section 1.10.32 of "de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum", written by Cicero in 45 BC

"Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?"

1914 translation by H. Rackham

"But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?"

Section 1.10.33 of "de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum", written by Cicero in 45 BC

"At vero eos et accusamus et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus, ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat."

1914 translation by H. Rackham

"On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains."

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------- you took 1 hour of my life

//edit: Why is the word "b4stard" in the bad words filter?

Gac.v2 · Jul 7, 2006 at 12:58 PM

Lol it only a hour xD

Nicasus · Jul 7, 2006 at 1:01 PM

Originally posted by Gac@Jul 7 2006, 06:58 PM
Lol it only a hour xD

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yeah I rushed trough it

jimorrison · Jul 7, 2006 at 5:10 PM

very funny....

Jynx_ · Jul 7, 2006 at 7:02 PM

Originally posted by jimorrison@Jul 7 2006, 09:10 PM
very funny....

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Your posts annoy me. Stop posting.

Nicasus · Jul 8, 2006 at 4:08 AM

Originally posted by jimorrison@Jul 7 2006, 11:10 PM
very funny....

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can't say the same thing about you

GigªByte · Jul 8, 2006 at 4:15 AM

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@Jul 7 2006, 07:31 AM
took me 3 seconds to read that , 5 seconds to type this. 7 seconds alltogether, pwnt

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3+5=8

pwnt.

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owwwwwwwwwwwwwned

Blinkz · Jul 8, 2006 at 4:26 AM

Originally posted by Jynx_+Jul 7 2006, 11:02 PM-->

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@Jul 7 2006, 09:10 PM
very funny....

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Your posts annoy me. Stop posting.

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your posts annoy me. now run along little child.

GigªByte · Jul 8, 2006 at 4:32 AM

Originally posted by Blinkz+Jul 8 2006, 08:26 AM-->

Originally posted by Jynx_@Jul 7 2006, 11:02 PM
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@Jul 7 2006, 09:10 PM
very funny....

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Your posts annoy me. Stop posting.

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your posts annoy me. now run along little child.

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yeah jnyx who the hell you think u are u got like 20 posts <_<

Jynx_ · Jul 8, 2006 at 5:11 AM

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Originally posted by Blinkz@Jul 8 2006, 08:26 AM

Originally posted by Jynx_@Jul 7 2006, 11:02 PM
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@Jul 7 2006, 09:10 PM
very funny....

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Your posts annoy me. Stop posting.

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your posts annoy me. now run along little child.

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yeah jnyx who the hell you think u are u got like 20 posts <_<

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I hang around in off topic to much , my post count doesnt go up

Blinkz · Jul 8, 2006 at 5:14 AM

well dont be like that towards people. theres no need for it

Gac.v2 · Jul 8, 2006 at 5:40 AM

I have only 600 posts xD

But all ppl know me from other acc and there i had 3k posts xD

Jynx_ · Jul 8, 2006 at 5:40 AM

well its true....
post the end in ....... for no reason are annoying....
see...?

Majin · Jul 8, 2006 at 5:42 AM

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