A Good Read

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  1. zelda 64

    zelda 64 Well-Known Member

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    Found this on the internet, and thought it was funny.

    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

    My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

    It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

    I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

    With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.


    "The moral of this story is:"
    "Always keep your condoms in your car."
     
  2. Addictx

    Addictx Well-Known Member

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    ROFL LOLL LMAO AHAHHA THATS ... holy damn... it was a good read seriously.
     
  3. LiMiTz

    LiMiTz Well-Known Member

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    where did you find itt
     
  4. Prodigy

    Prodigy Well-Known Member

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    lmao :rofl: thats funny ^_^

    'keep your condoms in the car'
     
  5. Raziel

    Raziel Well-Known Member

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    ROFL great find.
     
  6. ludjer

    ludjer Well-Known Member

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    LMAO
    OMG good one

    "The moral of this story is:"
    "Always keep your condoms in your car."
     
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    Phantasy Senior Member

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    LMAO. Good find!
     
  8. Greasy Pete

    Greasy Pete Senior Member

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    ahahhaha nice. i didnt see it comin
     
  9. dashortbuspimp

    dashortbuspimp Well-Known Member

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    haha..good find. i think i ahave read it before though.
     
  10. Cast

    Cast Well-Known Member

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    thats great!!! thx for posting
     
  11. Scratch.

    Scratch. Well-Known Member

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    keep your condom in your car ROFLMAO
     
  12. System-M3

    System-M3 Well-Known Member

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    wow...never saw that comin..."keep your condoms in the car"...NICE...lmao thaz 2 funny...good find
     
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    Cast Well-Known Member

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    keep a condom in your car LMAO!!!!!!
     
  15. KreW

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    Heheheh, Nice find... I like it :D .
     

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