A Godly Chainmail Thing...

Discussion in 'Spam Heaven' started by DiabloDj1, Sep 28, 2006.

  1. DiabloDj1

    DiabloDj1 Well-Known Member

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    Why do we sleep in church but...when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up? Why is it so hard to talk about God but so easy to talk about sex? Why are we so bored when we look at a blockedistian magazine....but find it easy to read Playboy?.... Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message...yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller...but bars and clubs are growing??.... Think about it...are you going to repost this or ignore it because you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you.


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    Now diablo's thoughts

    We sleep cuz we are bored as hell, and we wake up so we can get the hell outta the church.
    Sex is fun, god isnt.
    Playboy gets me excited, blockedistian magazines are the exact opposite.
    Nasty ones are funny, god is boring, like this one.
    bars and clubs = dancing and alcohol, thats what people like these days... pffft... god...
    I wont repost it cuz its retarded.
    Gods a pervert for watching me...here's a big ---- you god for watching me in the shower, asshole.

    Sincerly,

    DiabloDj1
     
  2. kirbir

    kirbir Senior Member

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    lmfao :rofl:
     
  3. Amoebassassin

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    Bad Taste.
     
  5. DiabloDj1

    DiabloDj1 Well-Known Member

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    What?!
    GOD HAS PERFECTLY GOOD TASTE IF HE'S LOOKIN AT ME DAMN YOU!
     
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    lolz ^_^
     

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