Enjoy the read, and read it all please. Some of you NEED to. A future warning! Explicit language and very straight foward comments about what I truely think! I may use words such as: whore, ----ing, god-damn (for the holy peeps), and a few others. 1. You are not a ----ing fish lost in a fish bowl, nor is your soul. 2. If you are one of those people that are into the whole Myspace trains thing, remove me dammit, I hate you. 3. If you are 13 or younger, remove yourself now also please. 4. If you are not from Rhode Island and I dont know you, remove me. 5. Do not send and spam, chainletters, pointless ----, etc. This includes those stupid-ass letters from "Tom". The guy is making tons of money, he doesn't need to remove or change anything for the worse here. So please! STFU. 6. Do you really think you have hundreds of friends? Try to keep it like I am doing now. People you actually know, like, good bands, a whore here or there, movies, comedians, etc. 7. Don't ask for comments of any sort. If anyone actually cares about you or your pictures, they WILL comment you believe it or not! If they do not, then they obviously don't give a ----. So stop asking. (If I haven't commented you in months, or never have..well..you get the hint right?) 8. Oh god, onto the pictures deal. You don't need 7 pictures of yourself, in the same pose, or that have no point. You also don't need to take pictures of yourself being the little whore you are, that goes out especially to all the kids readin this. This is why you get raped. 9. Do you spend hours on myspace? Do you refresh the page waiting for something new to amuse you for about a minute, untill you can resume refreshing looking for more? Get some ----ing friends, and a god damn life. 10. If someone had you alone, wanna know what they'd probly do?...Nothing..All talk and no action..thats how ya all are. 11. It's not a surprise picture if you are posing... 12. You can look at the camera when taking pictures ya know? It won't kill you.. sure the flash may be bright but you will be fine.. These side shots, shots where you just look totally the opposite way, and shots that only show half your face.. Not needed.. These messages have been brought to you by David. Thank you for listening. Questions, comments, message or comment me. Just dont waste my time. If you plan to steal this and post it yourself, ask me first. It's my original ----, no stealing from my beautiful mind here please. -------------------------------------- That is how far I am so far.. anything obvious I missed?.. How would you rate it, 1-10.
Out of 10? 11. You have to add one for those stupid effing quizzes... "What would you do if you had me alone?" Oh my dear god...
