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Discussion in 'Spam Heaven' started by LL5, May 27, 2009.

  1. LL5

    LL5 Senior Member

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    JB. says:
    heya
    [email protected] says:
    hey.
    JB. says:
    you wanna cyber?
    [email protected] says:
    yeh. ur a guy right...nice littlelightning.
    JB. says:
    yeah hahah dont worry little lightnings an old name for how tall i was not my ------, thats mighty impressive trust me
    [email protected] says:
    lol. right....i was asking b.c of the jordan lol.
    ok so u wanna start.
    JB. says:
    yea sure
    umm slip out those pants babes
    and touch my lonnnnnng carrot stick
    [email protected] says:
    i bet it tastes even betterr
    JB. says:
    yes, do you like to dress up?
    [email protected] says:
    yes.
    what should i wear.
    where are we??
    JB. says:
    We are in a dungeon, no one around for as we're the only two left alive in the world
    [email protected] says:
    mm i like it.
    JB. says:
    You should wear the kings glasses and robes
    [email protected] says:
    ok so im tied up or u are?
    JB. says:
    youre tied up and wearing a robe wizard hat and glasses
    [email protected] says:
    im not clearly lol.
    oh i am lol.
    ok am i on the wall or a table a chair
    JB. says:
    I then pull out my want and cast level 67 major erection
    *wand
    [email protected] says:
    ok so ur dom? im like 100% cool with that.
    JB. says:
    no im marcus i have a lancer and a wand
    [email protected] says:
    no i mean dominant.......
    and im submissive.
    JB. says:
    oh yea i guess but you would be dominant if you had a chainsaw gun and a ------ing wand
    [email protected] says:
    ok well im chained up on the wall with my ass out u pull up my robe and..........
    JB. says:
    and i rev my chainsaw and cut off your hand
    i then cast level 30 power------
    [email protected] says:
    and u see my blood dripping on the floor and tears in my glasses.
    JB. says:
    I then turn myself into an elephant and grab you with my trunk and throw you 500 foot in the air
    [email protected] says:
    and i fall.
    JB. says:
    i laugh at you falling
    [email protected] says:
    i run up and grab ur balls and make you fall to ur kness and laugh in ur face.
    JB. says:
    i kick you in the face, blood everywhere i cut off your body so theyres only your head and chest
    god im so hard now
    [email protected] says:
    i take ur hard ------ and bite it still u cum blood.
    JB. says:
    i then walk away as you crawl after me having use your tongue to move as the dirt and horse ---- fiills your mouth you cry as i walk away
    i then cast a spell to make you look half decent
    [email protected] says:
    i spit it on ur feet and as u bend down to wipe it off i pull u down and make u lick the blood and dirt off the
    floor.
    JB. says:
    i then shoot you in the face with a barratt M107 .50 caliber sniper rifle as a noscope, as i scream BOOM HEADSHOT i realise you are not dead yet so i beat you round the face with it until you finally give into submission and die
    [email protected] says:
    so are u done?
    JB. says:
    no but you are, forever, you're sprawled on the floor as rats come and start eating you and turning you into faeces
    [email protected] says:
    what now?
    JB. says:
    you cant talk you're dead
    like to anyone
    ever
    [email protected] says:
    ok...........
    JB. says:
    YOURE DEAD BITCH
    well im spent that was fun
    [email protected] says:
    soo violence turns u on?
    JB. says:
    everything does
    im a machine
     
  2. Broken

    Broken Well-Known Member

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    Consider a hobby, maybe knitting.
     
  3. LL5

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    ill take that into consideration thank you
     
  4. r3m1x

    r3m1x Well-Known Member

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    wait for it...



    wait for iiiiiiiiiiitttttt........

    Moneyshot.
     
  5. THC + K00lAid

    THC + K00lAid Well-Known Member

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    cool story bro
     
  6. Mortified Penguin

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    I'm in the mood for carrots.
     
  7. Nicasus

    Nicasus Been watching you all day

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  8. Zohair

    Zohair Formerly zohBOT

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    rofl
     
  9. Xioushi

    Xioushi Well-Known Member

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    Worst cyber ever. You tried to copy bloodninja, but actually make it serious. Fail at humor.
     
  10. [.BC.] .Sacrifice

    [.BC.] .Sacrifice Banned from GR

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    :sleeping:

    nah seriously that wasn't funny.
     
  11. Broken

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    It was even worse because she actually played along right until the end near enough.
     
  12. Zohair

    Zohair Formerly zohBOT

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    And Broken did not like it.
     
  13. Renagade

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    Anyone else not read this?
     
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    Broken Well-Known Member

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    Shocking I know.
     
  15. Zohair

    Zohair Formerly zohBOT

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    Broken is a sensible person, why would he like crazy things like this?
     

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