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KoRn. gimme harder one this time

 

what if its bOb

 

NO!

IT'S JOHNNY BOB

 

Make everybody think your dead:
Items needed:
Clear bread bag or plastic bag
2 lengths of rope, 1 3 feet long, 1 4 feet long
Tons of fake blood Like ALOT!
A spot to anchor ropes from the bottom.

Ok so before the party starts, get your bread bag and fill it with air, tie a rope to the end so it is almost like an underwater bubble parachute. Tie it to an object far down underwater so that it is a reserve air pocket. Tie another rope under from the same location. Ok so you need to fill your pockets with containers of fake blood (capsules, food dye, blastic baggies anything) and then yell to everybody. YELL HEY EVERYBODY WATCH THIS! Jump into the water. When you reach the bottom, loosely tie your leg to the free rope (clove hitch) and begin opening up the blood capsule packages. Start to breathe through your reserve or your tube that you hooked up so you have air underwater. People will notice that you didnt resurface and that there is tons of blood in the pool. You may ask, dont bodies float? Actually dead bodies sink in pools. It is just an urban legend. CSI reporters and coroners all know that bodies sink so it isnt too suspicious.

-Confuse the hell out of everybody:
Materials needed:
Baking soda (alot)
Pure sodium (optional)not sodium chloride aka table salt.
Some pool playtoys
Alot of people standing around

Take some of those foam noodles and just fill up the inside of the hole with some baking soda. When kids grab them and jump into the pool they will randomly begin foaming like hell. You can do this with alkaseltzer tablets and put them into peoples pockets but that was already an egg. If you take the sodium (very dangerous) you can put it inside of the pool toys and when somebody jumps in, the sodium contacts the moisture and explodes with a giant fireball flash. IT creates severe burns and is very very very dangerous. But it is wicked funny. You can also throw some sodium into the pool just as somebody does a cannonball because it will explode.

Hard to swim:
Materials needed:
tons and tons of baking soda like 4 or 5 lbs.

Put it all into the filter of the pool. It will make the water less dense than your body so you will find it very very difficult to swim. People will become confused because the water will begin to bubble really quickly and it will foam a little. This is the reason why boats sink in the bermuda triangle. There are high levels of methane in the water so the water becomes less dense than the boats. It is wicked funny to watch peoples reactions. I like to put it into the pools of swim meets for school. The racers all try to beat eachother but their body feels wicked dense so the race is really slow. They end up having like a 10 minute time rather than a 4 or 5.

 

Flipnoticilly inaccurate.

 

we better get to 1000 replies or im choppin someones balls off

 

It no be JOHNNY!?

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Hi me!

 

but he said JOHNNY BOB

 

I want a snack, anyone got some ideas? Has to be creative, and I have to be able to buy it cause i cant bake for ----...

 

cheese

 

It no be Johnny Bob either <_<

 

imma go get me some cheese, be back in 5

 

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