You should add "Sex is on a man's mind 110% of the time. After that comes sports and the desire to be like Chuck Norris".
Honey flavored cigars taste the best.
I agree with # 60, 101, and 102.
Don't be a quitter. Keep on puffing.
It pretty much goes like this "OH MY GOD! MY HAIR! I LOOK LIKE A MAN! I THINK THAT I WILL CUT IT OFF TO FIX IT! OH GOD I LOOK SO BAD! I GET...
Only the 2 mile, that sucks. I think that the fastest I ran 2 miles is 12-13 minutes.
Instead of Tokyo, make it in Buenos Aires. And instead of ninja's, have Russian strippers.
I'm going to try out for cross country next semester. They don't have it during the spring time, it sucks.
I like to run a lot. A few miles every time I go out.
You think your mom is bad? She told me she hated me the other day, called me a piece of ----. I said that I was going to be out in 2 years to be...
Awesome post, exactly what I was thinking. And Lennox, probably less than 1% of abortions are the result from a women being raped. Most of them...
Mencia sucks.
Watch the video before scrolling on down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10VmJ-8XGA4 My perfect women: [img] To be honest, I nearly pee'd...
MORON
How can it be? Look at the legs on it. The knee actually bend backwards. [img]
yeah, walking on its hind legs, stopping, looking around, and then walking forward again.
I got one handcuffed to my furnace.
Her social life must have been in the toilet for her to kill herself over the internet.
Just like you respected 4N0NYM0U5 by telling him to put clinton's dick up his ass?
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Well isn't that just great...
I don't get it.
Alien + buttsex with a chimp = human? I'm not following.
I hate it, badly. Actually, you can say I hate just about all RPG's (except for Oblivion because it rocks).
ha, just what I was thinking
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