I have a collection of shoes that sluts throw at me. Whenever I'm depressed I just take a whiff of them and go masturbate, using my tears as...
Yeah I think I just pee'd a littlle.
I really, really hate cops. They're always there when you're going 15 mph over the speed limit, but never when some piece of ---- is breaking into...
We're not machines dude. We don't all react the same exact way to drugs.
I'm fashionably late.
Why not. I'll buy you a beer.
One day my friend, we all will. I'll see you in Hell.
From up to 550 meters.
I'll kill you.
I have a high and tight B) [/b] Haha, he's tight. [/b] So tight that you can stick coal up my ass and tomorrow I'll ---- out a diamond. I'm a...
I have a high and tight B)
Haha yeah I know :lol:
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Hah, the Navy. Bunch of faggot seamen riding around on a floating hotel.
As much of a piece of shi!t that I think you are, you're right on this one ------ it, I'm getting sh!t faced and going to the club tomorrow night.
double post, woops
Sucking worse. I hate this feeling, like that feeling you have in the pit of your stomach. Can't stop thinking of her... <_<
Women- Possibly the most confusing form of life in the Universe; Man's weakness. I made the dumb, dumb mistake of falling for someone while being...
I'll tell you whats wrong with the picture, they're not in handcuffs and in the back of a squad car. BA-ZING!
I did shrooms on saturday, pretty ------ing AWESOME. I'll tell the story later
I profile everyone. Black people, brown people, white people, yellow people, ect. not really
Burn the money
Maybe I should stop googling "how to build a bomb"
I love dirtbikes, I ride a Honda CRF 250
Actually, you're right, give 'em a believable excuse and 100 bucks and you're set. UPDATE: I decided to try salvia the other day, never tried it...
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