You could send him a letter. Oh, wait.
Absolutely not. I like to carry ---- in my pockets, and I don't like my packs of cigarettes being crushed, my cell phone grinding against my...
T-shirt. Usually nothing on it, occasional band t-shirt. Black, occasional navy blue or olive green. Jeans. Jeans that fit normally. If not...
Believe it or not, a dishonorable discharge is pretty stiff.
Did you put any effort at all into the class? Not the "I tried sooooooo hard, but that b*tch teacher hates me so I can't pass" bullsh*t that most...
Yep, because when I met Nikki, I was all like "HB10 at my 12, WTFH." You haven't met many girls, then. Most of the ones I know are turned off...
Anything but. You haven't read his ----. You're comparing Tucker Max to some kid that sounds like he's playing Counter-Strike: Dating, what with...
http://tuckermax.com/ Tucker owns the ---- out of this guy.
So can we invade, say, Saudi Arabia now? They're looking pretty ripe for a regime change if you ask me.
Are you actually trying to hurt somebody or are you just f*cking around? If you're trying to hurt somebody, maybe a small flashlight or similar...
Glock. I like Glocks. They come in all shapes and sizes.
I think you mean Godsmack's I F*cking Hate You. As for the song, either Pantera's F*ckin' Hostile or Walk.
When I was in high school, it was - 5:15 - wake up, sh*t, smoke, shower, food, smoke - 6:20 - Leave - 6:40 - Get there, dick around until 7:00 -...
A bottle of Jack Daniels, several bottles of water, some cigarettes, and, oh, I don't know, a pizza.
You do know that a vote for Nader is a vote for Hillary, should she come to be nominated. Really, voters are up the creek if Hillary gets...
Never. We've got nukes, money, and guns. As a sidenote, I wonder how they'll do them with the whole cruel and unusual mess with lethal injection...
Last night at the local Judo/Jiu-Jitsu center. Started doing Judo a few months ago, if that counts. Actual fight: towards the end of my senior...
Even then, why should it matter whether or not the next president is black, white, pink or purple? I could care less if a Mormon or a Muslim or...
I prefer him over Hillary. I don't agree with him on several issues, but he's more moderate. I don't think that his color should weigh in; I...
Crack open a 9-volt battery and drink the acid. It will dissolve the aluminum foil.
Take chalk, write it in huge, twelve-foot letters on the side of your school. Simple, and would only take maybe an hour.
I support Ron Paul. I knew that he wouldn't win, however; the results (fifth place out of six candidates for the Republicans, I think?) were...
Or you could just use the George Carlin argument. "Religion is amazing. It is the one thing in the world that has convinced humans that there is...
I'd still think he's a motherf*cker no matter what he did in life. Dude's a prick.
Yeah, we in the US think we have it bad at ~$3.00/gallon. And to think, gas prices in Europe look half-decent until you do the conversion.
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