Don't bother. You'll only screw it up.
Actually an astronaut in a country setting sounds pretty cool.
Use stocks. http://www.sxc.hu/
They're all busy fucking your mum.
You really don't understand what we're talking about, do you? We're not talking about fucking file formats, we're talking about obvious signs of...
Just remember, when you rasterize the vector to a low quality jpeg, as you always do, the colour, dimensions, shape and texture will all change...
I heard you copy+paste the pictures of cellphones into their brochure templates! Is this true?! Wowzers.
Sorry to tell you this Neuron, but I hooked up with that slut at a bar a few months ago. Bitch gave me herpes. Better get yourself checked. I...
Fixed.
I figured, but as long as people got the jist of it, I was satisfied.
De Nederlandse kan zuigen mijn ballen, flikkers
The human centipede is shit. Not even scary, not really even gross.
Never seen it. This is the movie I watch when I'm feeling melancholy. [img]
Here was me thinking I would be getting a link showing Quarterly sales reports, or some actual real set of statistics, not some shitty article on...
Again, you completely misunderstand my point.
It's shit like this that makes me know you're not really a graphic designer. It lacks even the simplest amounts of polish.
No, it's not. The dimensions and gradients on that one are different than on the ones from the LP. You've either realized I've caught you out and...
Link your sources.
Wow you must be a total industry insider to have played this game before release! Guess what, I've had the privilege of playing Halo 6, five...
There's at most a 5% higher rate of sales of Android devices in the last few months over iOS devices. At most. Hardly drowning them. And...
That's not even the same image.
Sensible and logical explaination? Okay, how's this: This woman simply appears, purely by coincidence, that she is talking on a cellphone. Just...
Or is holding there hand and just talking to themselves or someone out of the frame.
What's more likely, she just happens to be holding her hand similarly to someone using a cellphone, or she's a time-traveller?
Now you can't name future kids James or Belinda, because you'll always be worrying if there was any prophetic truth to my story.
Separate names with a comma.