Chaos 101 is the first installment of what I hope to be a hit cartoon. It won't involve many images and will be short but... lets just call it a cartoon. I'll make the graphic for it tommorow. In order to understand part of this first sketch you will have to see the picture of the character. The refference to his shirt and name was made because the character wears a shirt with his nick name "Chaos" on it. This is supposed to be an introductory skit and I hope you enjoy. It's not neccessarily focused on humor but I'm just making things up as I go along so who knows. Chaos 101 Episode 0 Hi! My name is Joseph Smith and I am 14 years old. I have many goals in life and the one you should be concerned with is to take over life itself. I have many other goals but most are in this spectrum. My hobbies range from watching the news in search of ideas, to using these ideas in my mission for world domination. My current goal is to change my name. I tried asking my mother and she wouldn't let me. I'll ask her once more and she better say yes because plan b calls for eradication! You are probobly interested in what name I want. Read the shirt moron. I eat, sleep, and sh*t CHAOS! When I was a little kid I would pee in everyone elses milk bottles. Oh how much I loved the look on their faces when the foul taste struck their tounges. I was never saddened by people who made fun of me. After all, they drank my piss and nothing they say could bring me that low. You can call me a badass but that would be an under statement. Badasses comit crimes, beat people up, and for the most part have the I.Q. level of a grain of sand. I like to call myself a evil genius. What's the difference you might be asking yourself. An evil genius comits crimes against humanity, kills masses of people, and counts pi in his sleep. I have a mother, father, and for the time being, a sister. She's not sick or anything along the lines. Far from it infact. I'm currently devizing a master plan to eradicate the primative life form off this planet. I've been collecting tools to amount a genius assault. So far I have some pills to knock her unconscius. I've seen father use them on mother so they should work. A pair of tongs and a long, smooth, black, pen like tool. Except it is very fat. I found it in mothers drawer. What intrigues me is that if you wist the bottom it starts to vibrate really fast... PERFECT! The plan is to sedate her with the pills. Then use the tongs to spread her nostrils and turn her brain matter to mush with the vibrating tool which I have nicknamed "the driller." For now I must wait for the time to strike.... Episode 1 COMING SOON to a General Discussion near you!
Oh yeah like talk on the internet with people I have never seen or met and will probobly never see or meet in my life! Yep way better to do that then something atleast partially educational. You hit the nail on the head buddie I am such a looser!
