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  1. Andrew

    Andrew Well-Known Member

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    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the U. S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

    These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and will have been given only the following facts about Terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.

    2. There is no limit.

    3. They taste just like chicken.

    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    This mess in Iraq will be over IN A WEEK.
     
  2. Honor.

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    lmao Andrew what are you on :P :)
     
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    Good Luck B) B) B) B)
     
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    Excuse me as I fly over and watch them all get slaughtered like pigs.

    Ima have a tailgate party, y'all are invited! Steaks on me.
     
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    Excuse me as I fly over and watch them all get slaughtered like pigs.

    Ima have a tailgate party, y'all are invited! Steaks on me. [/b][/quote]
    woop!!!
    steak!
    im in
     
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    I thought USRSF was just some random typing. :P
     
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    saw this at the beginning of the war...

    ~bLiNd
     
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    lol, thats gold
     
  9. Andrew

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    Well i just read and cleared my hotmail inbox now :P
     
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    That was funny Andrew. Nice lol.
     
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    haha very funni BTP
     
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    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    crack... crack cocain, he hasn't had sleep in a month... JUST LIKE ME(the sleep not the drugs)
     
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    australia have had elite forces in there all this time it hasnt made much of a difference
     
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    ....wth, Us Louisiana Cajuns own those texas cowboys...
     
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    i thought it was a game you know since theres JSRF and now this...yea
     

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