I only read teh first and half of the second.. then scroll down (man thats alot lols) so i didnt read it. 1st one is funny.
wyseone2700: asl Remixxxafied: 20/f wyseone2700: me to Remixxxafied: cool wyseone2700: u lez Remixxxafied: ya wyseone2700: me 2 wyseone2700: pics Remixxxafied: nop wyseone2700: ok role play Remixxxafied: do you like vegetables wyseone2700: ya Remixxxafied: i dont they're nasty wyseone2700: lol u wanna role paly wyseone2700: play Remixxxafied: oh okay Remixxxafied: sure us tart wyseone2700: ok its a rainy night and i nock on ur door Remixxxafied: i mistake you for a homeless person, hand you an umbrella and tell you to gtfo Remixxxafied: JKINg Remixxxafied: i welcome you in and we make coffee wyseone2700: ok then i say im all sticky and wet can u help me Remixxxafied: i show you to my toilet, it still smells because i had mexican early wyseone2700: ok teh n waht Remixxxafied: you go into the shower Remixxxafied: and i wash you Remixxxafied: you where really durty=/ wyseone2700: im a dirty girl Remixxxafied: yes i can notice wyseone2700: lol i star atre u and we start making out i rip of ur clothes and we bath together Remixxxafied: wait we cant bathe yet Remixxxafied: because u where taking a shower Remixxxafied: we fill up the bath Remixxxafied: and we start to eat each other out wyseone2700: i moan so hard and say ur the best Remixxxafied: sorry im new to this... my mom is beside me helping Remixxxafied: i get out my dildo Remixxxafied: and strike you with it across the forhead wyseone2700: hey igtg Remixxxafied: what Remixxxafied: why Remixxxafied: its just starting to get good Not that funny, but w/e
me=kantspelgoodd i'm really not 17 i just tell them that because the majority of the aim community is 16-18 KaNtsPeLgOodD: hi ChillaxDude08: hey ChillaxDude08: asl KaNtsPeLgOodD: 17/m/ks KaNtsPeLgOodD: you? ChillaxDude08: 17/f/tx KaNtsPeLgOodD: tx KaNtsPeLgOodD: where's that KaNtsPeLgOodD: asia? KaNtsPeLgOodD: russia? ChillaxDude08: texas KaNtsPeLgOodD: ohh KaNtsPeLgOodD: austrailia ChillaxDude08: huh? KaNtsPeLgOodD: oh no wait KaNtsPeLgOodD: it's in china ChillaxDude08: texas is in america KaNtsPeLgOodD: oh america KaNtsPeLgOodD: so you live in KaNtsPeLgOodD: japan ChillaxDude08: ok whatever ChillaxDude08: good bye KaNtsPeLgOodD: wait wait KaNtsPeLgOodD: let's start this over ChillaxDude08: plz do KaNtsPeLgOodD: ok i was just ----in around ChillaxDude08: ok i thought i was jsut a stupid blonde KaNtsPeLgOodD: lol KaNtsPeLgOodD: ? ChillaxDude08: me = blonde and idiotic ChillaxDude08: lol ChillaxDude08: so lets start over KaNtsPeLgOodD: ok ChillaxDude08: hi how are you KaNtsPeLgOodD: i'm doing horrible KaNtsPeLgOodD: you KaNtsPeLgOodD: ? ChillaxDude08: ok ChillaxDude08: y r u doing horrible? KaNtsPeLgOodD: because KaNtsPeLgOodD: 1 sec brb ChillaxDude08: ok.... ChillaxDude08: that was weird ChillaxDude08: maybe im that boring... KaNtsPeLgOodD: back KaNtsPeLgOodD: lol i was taking out the trash ChillaxDude08: o ChillaxDude08: lol ChillaxDude08: u never know! KaNtsPeLgOodD: i got arrested today ChillaxDude08: y? KaNtsPeLgOodD: stealing a lamp.. KaNtsPeLgOodD: they are just so.. KaNtsPeLgOodD: damn addicting KaNtsPeLgOodD: i look at them KaNtsPeLgOodD: and i'm hypnotized ChillaxDude08: ur kidding again arent u? KaNtsPeLgOodD: no i'm serious KaNtsPeLgOodD: i ran away from police office KaNtsPeLgOodD: and i'm at home ChillaxDude08: ok thats creepy ChillaxDude08: im going ... KaNtsPeLgOodD: lol KaNtsPeLgOodD: why does it matter? KaNtsPeLgOodD: it's nothing big ChillaxDude08: cuz ... ChillaxDude08: im not really going ChillaxDude08: i just wanted to know if ur making me into a fool or not? ChillaxDude08: so r u? KaNtsPeLgOodD: no KaNtsPeLgOodD: i'm serious ChillaxDude08: hmmm dangerous! ChillaxDude08: thats sexy KaNtsPeLgOodD: yes KaNtsPeLgOodD: well KaNtsPeLgOodD: don't compliment the lamp too much KaNtsPeLgOodD: i stole it after all.. KaNtsPeLgOodD: i'm sexier ChillaxDude08: lol ChillaxDude08: ChillaxDude08: tough competition! KaNtsPeLgOodD: the lamp is awful big KaNtsPeLgOodD: well KaNtsPeLgOodD: i think the lamp is sexy too ChillaxDude08: o yea KaNtsPeLgOodD: the other day KaNtsPeLgOodD: i stole a carpet KaNtsPeLgOodD: .. ChillaxDude08: whatever! ChillaxDude08: so whats ur name KaNtsPeLgOodD: kasey KaNtsPeLgOodD: yours? ChillaxDude08: jessica KaNtsPeLgOodD: cool KaNtsPeLgOodD: that name has a j KaNtsPeLgOodD: i think j's are sexy ChillaxDude08: smooth flirter huh? ChillaxDude08: lol KaNtsPeLgOodD: i have better lines KaNtsPeLgOodD: like.. KaNtsPeLgOodD: i didn't park my car here and KaNtsPeLgOodD: my bed doesn't work can i use yours? ChillaxDude08: lol ChillaxDude08: what about the old i miss my teddy bear can i hug u instead? ChillaxDude08: lol KaNtsPeLgOodD: no KaNtsPeLgOodD: look at my icon KaNtsPeLgOodD: i hate teddys KaNtsPeLgOodD: look at the guy stomping on it KaNtsPeLgOodD: saying "Die Crazy Teddy!" ChillaxDude08: ahh! ChillaxDude08: i love teddy bears ChillaxDude08: their so cute and adorable KaNtsPeLgOodD: i think they deserve to die KaNtsPeLgOodD: and burn ChillaxDude08: how mean is that ChillaxDude08: :-( KaNtsPeLgOodD: not very KaNtsPeLgOodD: jesus told me to KaNtsPeLgOodD: jesus or satan i get them mixed up ChillaxDude08: whatever! ChillaxDude08: so does ur dangerous ass have a pic? KaNtsPeLgOodD: yes KaNtsPeLgOodD: 1 sec' KaNtsPeLgOodD wants to directly connect. ChillaxDude08 is now directly connected. KaNtsPeLgOodD: KaNtsPeLgOodD: like? ChillaxDude08: love! ChillaxDude08: lol ChillaxDude08: u know.. KaNtsPeLgOodD: i know what ChillaxDude08: u seem dangerous on the outside but ever so sweet deep down KaNtsPeLgOodD: no KaNtsPeLgOodD: satan is inside me KaNtsPeLgOodD: i need to be exorcised KaNtsPeLgOodD: RAHHHHHHHHH i am lucifer lord of hatred and death ChillaxDude08: well... ChillaxDude08: i g2g KaNtsPeLgOodD: lol KaNtsPeLgOodD: lis KaNtsPeLgOodD: lies KaNtsPeLgOodD: you just dont' like me KaNtsPeLgOodD: because i like to.. ChillaxDude08: yup ur right KaNtsPeLgOodD: RAHHH KaNtsPeLgOodD: kill.. KaNtsPeLgOodD: oh KaNtsPeLgOodD: that was satan KaNtsPeLgOodD: sorry ChillaxDude08: lol KaNtsPeLgOodD: he's a weirdo ChillaxDude08: ur a sweet guy KaNtsPeLgOodD: satan doesn't think so KaNtsPeLgOodD: he tells me god called me gay ChillaxDude08: and what does kasey think KaNtsPeLgOodD: i don't think KaNtsPeLgOodD: it hurts my .. KaNtsPeLgOodD: hand KaNtsPeLgOodD: err KaNtsPeLgOodD: i think KaNtsPeLgOodD: no wait KaNtsPeLgOodD: hair? KaNtsPeLgOodD: head! ChillaxDude08: lol ChillaxDude08: hey well if you drop satan id like to talk to kasey again sometime KaNtsPeLgOodD: well KaNtsPeLgOodD: it's more like KaNtsPeLgOodD: if satan drops me KaNtsPeLgOodD: but he would do it in a violent way KaNtsPeLgOodD: that would hurt KaNtsPeLgOodD: horribly KaNtsPeLgOodD: drop me on i don't know.. KaNtsPeLgOodD: say metal spikes? ChillaxDude08: well then this is goodbye KaNtsPeLgOodD: that word makes me insane ChillaxDude08: u r the weakest link ChillaxDude08: goodbye! KaNtsPeLgOodD: wow KaNtsPeLgOodD: i'm the weakest link KaNtsPeLgOodD: jesus KaNtsPeLgOodD: how long did it take you to think that up? KaNtsPeLgOodD: like 4 whole seconds ChillaxDude08: well really g2g ChillaxDude08: bye KaNtsPeLgOodD: no you don't KaNtsPeLgOodD: you just don't like me KaNtsPeLgOodD: or the demon inside my head RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIE ChillaxDude08: no i have a paper due tomorrow ChillaxDude08: bye KaNtsPeLgOodD: wait KaNtsPeLgOodD: RAHHHHHHHHHHH if you sell me your soul i will do your paper KaNtsPeLgOodD: paper over what? KaNtsPeLgOodD: sorry satan is gay KaNtsPeLgOodD: he's into this whole "buying souls" thing ChillaxDude08: ancient man and inspiration KaNtsPeLgOodD: what is that like.. KaNtsPeLgOodD: a book KaNtsPeLgOodD: or some strange math problem ChillaxDude08: no its the topic KaNtsPeLgOodD: what class ChillaxDude08: philosophy ChillaxDude08: hey really g2g now KaNtsPeLgOodD: sweet ChillaxDude08: yea not really KaNtsPeLgOodD: a class on dr. phil ChillaxDude08: lol KaNtsPeLgOodD: that guy is so cool KaNtsPeLgOodD: he says that satan is "me" except i just want to come out of myself ChillaxDude08: ok bye ChillaxDude08: btw u r sexier that the lamp ;-) KaNtsPeLgOodD: no way.. You are no longer directly connected to ChillaxDude08 because the connection has been interrupted.. KaNtsPeLgOodD: well.. KaNtsPeLgOodD: the word "bye" KaNtsPeLgOodD: triggers an emotional though of violence for me ChillaxDude08: ok then chow for now ChillaxDude08 signed off at 6:50:08 PM. the picture was a pirate lol i'll post later KaNtsPeLgOodD: hi nolesdude92140: hi nolesdude92140: do i know u KaNtsPeLgOodD: nolesdude92140: any chicks wana chat? nolesdude92140: oh ok nolesdude92140: srry KaNtsPeLgOodD: asl nolesdude92140: 16/m/nc KaNtsPeLgOodD: nc? KaNtsPeLgOodD: so that's like KaNtsPeLgOodD: asia? KaNtsPeLgOodD: russia? KaNtsPeLgOodD: antartica? KaNtsPeLgOodD: south america? KaNtsPeLgOodD: japan? KaNtsPeLgOodD: hmm nolesdude92140: north carolina KaNtsPeLgOodD: holy ---- KaNtsPeLgOodD: so you life in like KaNtsPeLgOodD: africa KaNtsPeLgOodD: ok anyways KaNtsPeLgOodD: cyber? nolesdude92140: i dont have a cam KaNtsPeLgOodD: no cam needed KaNtsPeLgOodD: text nolesdude92140: i aint neva texted before im used to havin a cam i had one but it broke nolesdude92140: ill try it but ill be a lil slow KaNtsPeLgOodD: ok KaNtsPeLgOodD: where do we meet? nolesdude92140: ne where u want KaNtsPeLgOodD: you decide nolesdude92140: ur house KaNtsPeLgOodD: how would you know where i live KaNtsPeLgOodD: psycho nolesdude92140: lol KaNtsPeLgOodD: psychotic stalker nolesdude92140: are u like meanin were to meet for real nolesdude92140: ? KaNtsPeLgOodD: no lol nolesdude92140: i thought we were cyberin KaNtsPeLgOodD: we are.. KaNtsPeLgOodD: oh jesus forget it KaNtsPeLgOodD: we are at my house KaNtsPeLgOodD: and you are like.. KaNtsPeLgOodD: sitting nolesdude92140: bed KaNtsPeLgOodD: yes KaNtsPeLgOodD: and i come in wearing like KaNtsPeLgOodD: clothes KaNtsPeLgOodD: i pull them all off except the underwear KaNtsPeLgOodD: hey KaNtsPeLgOodD: let's play a game KaNtsPeLgOodD: where i strap you to a bed and do stuff to you nolesdude92140: i gtg in like 10 mins so make it quick causei gtg help my lil bro with sumthin KaNtsPeLgOodD: ok KaNtsPeLgOodD: so you are tied to my bed nolesdude92140: yup KaNtsPeLgOodD: and i grab your hand and rub it all over my body KaNtsPeLgOodD: you like that don't you? nolesdude92140: yes! KaNtsPeLgOodD: i force you to grab my breast KaNtsPeLgOodD: ok here's the surprise KaNtsPeLgOodD: i move up KaNtsPeLgOodD: i take off my silk thong KaNtsPeLgOodD: i shove my hard and large erect penis into your mouth nolesdude92140: uhhhh KaNtsPeLgOodD: like dont' you? KaNtsPeLgOodD: suck it dry! nolesdude92140: im not gay u fag KaNtsPeLgOodD: fag? KaNtsPeLgOodD: woman can't be fags KaNtsPeLgOodD: omg! KaNtsPeLgOodD: i said penis? nolesdude92140: u said u stcu ur penis in my mouth KaNtsPeLgOodD: i meant.. KaNtsPeLgOodD: nipple.. nolesdude92140: i gtg but we can contuinue tommorow KaNtsPeLgOodD: i'm sorry i'm just deformed mine aren't as good as his lol
