you know you live in 2005 when.... 1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave 2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years 3) the reaL reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name 4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. 6) your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job. 7) you never wondered y the ABC song has the same tone as twinkle twinkle little star. 8) now ur singing both songs in ur head 9) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling 10) as you read this list, you think about telling all your friends 11) and...you were too busy to notice number 5. 12) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no number 5 13) and now you're laughing at your stupidity 14) now ur thinking of replying 15) what the hell u still reading reply!!!!
