Mr. Cheeky And Phat Alberts Freestyle Thread

ROFL best one so far so damn funny LMAO

 

yo yo ice cubes my boy
dont be talkin about that iraqi
or ill have ya momma eatin curry with me
like she a paki

stop frontin' and actin like you
got lyrical skill
just cuz ur parents told you ur good
you start feelin' ill

i dropped 8 bars so far
and just finished my 9th one
i use the uzi last
cuz its my 9th gun

these idiots and come and spam the site
and think they could get away with it
they even think that
BFTP is okay with it

BFTP aint okay with pointless posts
so dont try to make a spam attack
cuz no one can ---- with him...
hes got the invisioneers on his back

now yall should save a few bucks each month
and actually get a good host
go with invivo and not a fake company
just tryin' to get money for a roast

i dont know who i am anymore
maybe the weed has changed me
im still that indian hustler
so what the change be?

 

I don't normally listen to rap, but this stuff is really funny. Nice lyrics.

 

RAise Up h-town-members!!!!!!

yo yo, check it..

I'mma outrap any other ho's in here/

Might not catch it all, so listen up with both ears/

Ya'll Niggaz don't even compare to me/

It's like chuck norris 1 on 1 with Bruce Lee/

U understanding yet, or you still can't see?/

Ya'll might as well strap yourself with some weapons the way u scared of me/

strap,load, aim, and fire them semi's/

Shoot them bit**es until they all drop dead empty/

And you still can't bring me down!!/

so it repeats and repeats round after round/

No matter how hard you try, I'll always come back again/

Now I see that dark corner that you hidin 'in/

So I'm ending this......... I stand and you fell /

If my lryics were a fever, you'd be burning in hell.................////


Peace out:
Thats some tight flows ya'll got going....Keep it up

 

Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through / Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out / I'm a white boy, but my neck is red / I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread / My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail / Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail / How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh! / And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero / I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm / Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him / I can't dance / I wear khaki pants / My middle name's Lance / My Grandma's from France / So maybe I'm wack / 'Cause my skin ain't black / But you can't talk smack / 'Cause whitey just struck back