For Anyone Who Speaks French

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  1. Phat Albert

    Phat Albert Well-Known Member

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    Let me just say this first. There is this girl I like, and she speaks French, as a second language. I thought it would cool if I learned some compliments in French, to tell her she looks nice and such. So if anyone here knows French, please post some sentences such as "You look pretty", "You smell nice", blah blah blah. Please also tell what the sentence says in English, so I know what the hell im saying. If anyone here can give me alot, ill give you some credits. Also, do not post things that are actually mean as a joke, because ill know, and you may wind up with a -rep. Also, DO NOT use a translator to make up some nice sentences, due to the fact that they are highly inaccurate, and I will figure out if you have used one or not. Please, only people who speak fluent French. Thanks in advance!
     
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    tell her..this

    Tu est tres belle, et je peux aller a dejuener avec toi

    -you are very pertty and i was wonderin if u wana have lunch wit me-


    Est ce que tu voudrais aller a un promenade avec moi pur parle n peu parce que je pense que tu est tres belle

    -You wanna walk for a while and talk a lil...cause i think your pretty-

    J'ai appris francais pour parle avec toi parce que je sais que tu parle francais aussi et parce que je pense que tu et tres belle.

    -i learned french to talk to you beacasue i know u talk french and i think ur pretty-


    and thats all i got for now.... :D french 6 baby!!!, i know my stuff
     
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    that first one is iffy...:D
     
  5. ZOMG PEOPLE HATE ME!

    ZOMG PEOPLE HATE ME! Well-Known Member

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    i like some of things u wanna say to her. U SMELL NICE. lol that sounds wierd
     
  6. HaSh

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    ya ive been in french emmersion since kindergarten. but i cant think of anything to say
     
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    yea i was thinking that ...i would never say that to a girl...if u wana say it here it is

    Vous sentez bon
     
  8. Mr. Cheeky

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    Tell her
    "Est-ce que je peux éclater un écrou dans vous?

    - May I bust a nut in you?
     
  9. BladeMarth

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    If i could write French, i could help you out big time. But alas, i can only speak and understand it, i've never had to write it at home lol sorry.

    You could always say the famous line from Lady Marmalade...

    "vu le vou couche avec moi, seswa?" (i soo spelt that wrong lol)

    =Will you sleep with me tonight?
     
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    hmmm i am french talk to me in pm if you want any :)
     
  11. Toybox

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    I'm just gonna correct you a bit :P

    Instead of saying
    You would say" Tu es trés belle, et je voudrais aller manger le dejeuner avec toi.


    It would be "J'ai appris le français pour parler avec toi car je sais que tu parles francais et que tu es belle



    There we go done correcting you :D
     
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    best thing to say to a french person is

    sucez mes boules vous la chienne française avant que j'ai coupé vos bras et jambes et les nourrir à votre mère
     
  13. Toybox

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    LOL

    Translation: Suck my balls you french dog before i cut your arms and legs off and feed them to your mom

    funny :)
     
  14. Gurly

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    You look very pretty
    Vous etes tres belle

    i love you
    Je t'aime!

    i really miss you
    Vous me manquez beaucoup

    you smell nice
    Vous sentez magnifique

    i always think of you
    Je pense souvent a vous

    You're always in my thoughts
    Vous etes toujours dans mes pensees

    i want to hold you
    Je veux te caresser

    could i be anymore smooth
    je suis trop cool

    you have big breasts
    Vous avez des gros seins

    if i could be anything in the world i would be your tears
    to be born in your eyes to live on your cheeks and to die on your lips
    Si je pourrais etre n'importe quoi dans l'univers, je voudrais devenir vos larmes. D'etre nee dans vos yeux, vivre sur vos joues et mourrir sur vos levres.

    I think you've got something in your eye. Oh nevermind, it's just a sparkle.
    Il y a quelque chose dans votre oeil, oh, laissez faire, c'est seulement une etincelle.

    The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
    La seule chose que je veux entre nous c'est un condon

    I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
    Je crois que je suis au paradis parce que vous devrez etres un ange. Pouvez-vous enlever votre blouse pour que je puisse voir vos ailes?

    I love every bone in your body, especially mine
    J'aime tout les os dans votre corps, specialement le mien!

    It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.
    Ce n'est pas la grandeur du bateau, c'est le motion de l'eau

    I wish you were a bag of Skittles so I could taste your rainbow!
    Si vous etiez un sac de Skittles, j'aimerais gouter votre arc-en-ciel

    By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
    Avec la facon que la lumiere frappe vos yeux, je peux me voir dedans et tabarnaque je suis beau!

    I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your sausage injection!
    Je suis le docteur de l'amour et vous etes en retard pour votre injection de saucisse.

    You must be goin to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
    Je crois que vous etes a l'enfer car c'est un peche d'etre si belle.

    WOW! I thought they were lyin, but you ARE hotter than my grandma!
    SAPRISTI! Je croyais qu'ils disaient des mensonges mais vous ETES plus belle que ma grand-mere!
     
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    dont tell girls they smell great unless after some hot steamy sex <3
     

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