The N00b/newb/nobie Guide

Eturnal Darkness · Aug 4, 2005 at 11:51 AM

exellent
i like the english to noobish translation

Revos · Aug 4, 2005 at 11:51 AM

plz pin it
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watermelonsoup · Aug 4, 2005 at 1:36 PM

That is worthy of my signature.

KornFreak · Aug 4, 2005 at 1:40 PM

i've seen it before but its still nice everytime i see it

Nick · Aug 4, 2005 at 1:56 PM

Yeah, I've seen it about 2years ago, and I have explained it to many people on many different forums.

That thing is funny none-the-less GJ, worthy of a PIN IMO.

-Solace- · Aug 4, 2005 at 1:57 PM

I like C2

Sorry, your post is too short and must be made more detailed.

cochise · Aug 4, 2005 at 2:17 PM

noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language
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I. Noobish

Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as noobish. It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand.

stFU /\/\an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b

Although you may find this unbelievably funny and/or annoying, it is best to restrain yourself and keep from talking back to them, as they are very territorial and easily angered. This will result in their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks. It is not an easy task to learn this language because our intelligent accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken. You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly.

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oMg diZisTehRoXXors i R pWn LOLOLOLOLOLOL13371337 u R teh nOoBalooB..PWNED

Gordon219 · Aug 4, 2005 at 3:13 PM

Lol thx for posting this, now I know what NOT to do.

Sergul · Aug 4, 2005 at 3:17 PM

Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as noobish. It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand.

stFU /\/\an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b
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:lol:

thoth243 · Aug 4, 2005 at 4:00 PM

thats hella funny
pure awesome

Revos · Aug 5, 2005 at 6:11 AM

he he lool i know OMGZ0r It PWZ0RS UR AZZSORS

-=DaRKSTaR=- · Aug 5, 2005 at 6:40 AM

Larger colonies can result in the mutation of some into spammers. Not commercial spammers, but pointless spammers. A noob can become one of these at any point, but the larger the amount of noobs, the more chance pointless spammers will appear.

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I see some spammers in this forum

IV. Noob religion
Noobs follow a variation of the 1337 (sometimes 7331) religion, in which they worship the number in odd rituals and put altars in their forum avatars and signatures. They often call themselves 1337, which experts say is somewhat like calling themselves godly in a human language. It's best to not interfere with their religious fantasies and practices because that can lead to a noob uprising, which can turn a forum to mush in less than a week.
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lol godly ha :lol:

Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0XX0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh reTARDED u gota go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL!!111~11 ad check 4 warez n stfuu. if u r a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11!!!11!!!! a/s/l pos gtg n00b suxx0rz ur b0xx0rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337
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WTF-lol

Amazing find man this should be pinned 'The N00b/newb/nobie Guide'

Richyzapper · Aug 5, 2005 at 6:51 AM

Thats an amazing find^^ and its really funny too.... Thanks to the mods and admins for protecting us^^

Cold Fir3 · Aug 5, 2005 at 6:57 AM

rofl........ Thats awsome funny.... nice find

^C[r0]n:k^ · Aug 5, 2005 at 12:08 PM

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting.php

I think this one is a little cooler

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