How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? answer me this enstine Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour? ? If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know? ?? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? lol?? and finally heres just a funny one , It took America 5 years and 10 million dollers ( Nasa) to make a Pen which writes in space , and then russia just used a pencil
1. A carefully placed match can start a campfire too. 2. Because everyone is rushing to get to work, therefore it is called "Rush Hour" not because of how fast/slow the traffic is. 3. You wouldn't, but generally the dictionary doesn't have misspelled words 4. Word play for... going in the pool/hot tub naked. 5. For some reason, I'm gonna assume you don't know WHY a pen doesn't write in space. If you did, then your brain would be much more analytical therefore you wouldn't ask any of the other questions. The ink stays in the same spot of the ink holder within the pen. And the reason why ink goes to the nozel (sp?) on Earth is because of gravity. Which there is none in space. I have succesfully answered all questions!!!
actully 1 match cant start a campfire , tried tested and litraully impossible , takes alteast 4/5 matchs , 2) the jokes in the name idiot , rush hour , duh nvm 3) thats the point , if someone mistype's how would anyone know ? 4) -lol> 5) are you a weird? the whole point of that was to make a joke out of it , no one cares that a pen cant write in space , the funny fact is they spent 10 MILLION , when the russians just used a pencil , get it? guess not?
i found more... Only in America......do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures". Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .... Why! the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
>If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? >How did a fool and his money get together? >How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? >If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? >What's another word for thesaurus? >Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? >What do they use to ship styrofoam? >Why is abbreviation such a long word? >Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? >Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? I know some are already there but i just had this form a long time ago
i was about to say that first one, why do kamakazi pilots wear helmets >.< hmm...why are you asking a question about what questions make you go "WTFOMfGLMAOBBQ!112311!"?
http://crazythoughts.com/ One that got me thinking: If 2 identical sisters had children with 2 identical brothers, would their children be identical?
