Good Bar Joke

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  1. AlmightyWhity502

    AlmightyWhity502 Well-Known Member

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    A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured
    alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She
    seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he
    did, she gently caressed his full beard.

    "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

    "Actually, no," he replied.

    "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
    hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

    "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

    "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
    forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her
    fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

    "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

    "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
    towels in the ladies room."

    this is just naste i feel bad for this guy! LoL but it is really funny

    -AlmightyWhity-
     
  2. cochise

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    heard it...ya i think i shook my head the first timei heard this
     
  3. Sleepy-uk

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    o.k.

    taken off ew so probably heard before.
     
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    Yuck! That's just disgustiong, rofl.
     
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    funny and disgusting :)
     
  6. Faded

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    lol........ haha. thats was petty funny.. lol dirrty :D
     
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    lopl yea dude thats pretty sick
     
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    eww. but thats pretty good
     
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    hahaha. EW. nice
     
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    heard it...ya i think i shook my head the first timei heard this
     
  11. Xtream_five40

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    Ummmm.... that is just plain nasty...

    *shakes head in disgust* lol
     
  12. PeterPan

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    ew..
    thats gross..
    lol
    nice joke its pretty funny
     
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    Haha that's pretty sick.
     
  14. .scurenzio

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    thats hot, some chick rubbed her wet pussy and put it in some guys mouth.

    roflcackes
     
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    Hahaha, that bartender got owned. Nice find man.
     

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