The Ultimate Tech Support

xXRaZoRXx · Jul 14, 2005 at 10:04 PM

This is halarious.

Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired however, he is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause." This is the actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer
Support employee (now I know why they record these conversations) starts here:

Employee--"Rich Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"
Customer--"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

Employee--"What sort of trouble?"
Customer--"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

Employee--"Went away?"
Customer--"They disappeared."

Employee--"Hmmm So what does your screen look like now?"
Customer--"Nothing."

Employee--"Nothing?"
Customer--"It's a blank; it won' t accept anything when I type."

Employee--"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
Customer--"How do I tell?"

Employee--"Can you see the 'C:' prompt on the screen?"
Customer--"What is a sea prompt?"

Employee--"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
Customer--"There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type."

Employee--"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
Customer--"What's a monitor?"

Employee--"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like
a TV. Does it have little light that tells you when it's on?"
Customer--"I don't know"

Employee--"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find
where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
Customer--"Yes, I think so."

Employee--"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if
it's plugged into the wall."
Customer--"Yes, it is."

Employee--"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
Customer--"No."

Employee--"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
Customer--"Okay, here it is."

Employee--"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged
securely into the back of your computer."
Customer--"I can't reach."

Employee--"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
Customer--"No."

Employee--"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
Customer--"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle it's because it's dark."

Empployee--"Dark?"
Customer--"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

Employee--"Well, turn on the office light then."
Customer--"I can't."

Employee--"No? Why not?"
Customer--"Because there's a power failure."

Employee--"A power.......a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
Customer--"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

Employee--"Good.. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from".
Customer--"Really? Is it that bad?"

Employee--"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
Customer--"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

Employee--"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer...\

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KoRuPT · Jul 14, 2005 at 10:11 PM

LOL, nice post there

UV Moose · Jul 14, 2005 at 10:13 PM

That's great, nice find

UV Soaking Wet · Jul 14, 2005 at 10:15 PM

wow lol that is just.. wow

MOODYGIRL · Jul 14, 2005 at 10:17 PM

too stupid to own a computer ROFLMAO

Hurley · Jul 14, 2005 at 11:49 PM

man that good thanks i needed a laugh now thanks

Common · Jul 15, 2005 at 3:05 AM

LMAO sweeet

he got burnt

aLaYeR · Jul 15, 2005 at 3:30 AM

dat funny... too stupid to own a computer lol

OldWolf · Jul 15, 2005 at 3:43 AM

I've read this one before, but I still get a kick out of it...

Some how, I think that's how I'd handle it too

DangerMouse · Jul 15, 2005 at 8:49 AM

lol

fuuuunny

Xenobia · Jul 15, 2005 at 8:56 AM

Whaha ROFLMAO
Too stupid to own a computer
Hilarious, great find there!

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