1. "New pics" bulletins are ----ing desperate bull----. 2. Don't throw up gang signs in your user pictures. Actual gangsters don't have MySpace, sorry. 3. List bands that don't really exist in your profile. No really, it's cool. 4. MySpace isn't real life. 5. If you've ever posted a "MySpace is shutting down" bulletin, I ----ing hate you, and your entire family. If you honestly took your time to repost something for fear of having your precious MySpace deleted, then I've probably lost all respect for you... 6. Slideshows, more than two videos on a page and INSANE L337 graffics are all crimes punishable by castration. 7. If you highly exploit the idea that you've ever smoked marijuana before, with every other word on your page, and pictures of your bong then check yourself. Realize that you've based your entire image around being a ----ing idiot. 8. School pictures, sports team pictures, and pictures of your friends, without you in them are all things that nobody gives a ---- about... And deep down inside, you've known that all along. 9. You should probably question your sexuality if you take more pictures of yourself, than anything else. 10. Listing over thirty bands is just a magnifying glass over the obvious fact that you're screaming on the inside for someone to accept you into something that you've always desperately wanted to be a part of. 11. "I don't watch TV" = Load of ----. Like it makes you any better to say you dont watch television 12. This shouldn't be in here but people who watch movies and say the book is better should be dragged out and shot. You know who cares if you read the book? No one. 13. If you list anyone who's ever been on TRL then you should be shot, and your Honda Civic, or Jetta, or Prius should be shoved up your ass postmortem 14. Myspace has made Tila Tequila a genuine low-level celebrity... Honestly, think about that... She looks like a rat. 15. Posting the same bulletin three times in a row is never an accident, and if you do it, you should not be allowed to procreate 16a. "thnx 4 the add" is not a comment, it's just some ----ing lowlife sending a girl that will never look twice at him a message 16b."just showin' sum luv" is not a comment, it's just ----ing stupid 16c. Promoting your band or website, is not a comment, it's lame & pathetic... Typical struggling band bull----. 17. Straight guys flexing with their shirts off, are not straight... 18. Friendster was not "back in the day" 19. Nobody wants to watch the "So Crazy In Love" video everytime they look at your page. 20. No one wants to watch the "So Crazy In Love" video, period. 21. Posting a comment such as "yum, ur ----en hawtt," or "Damn, ur hella fine" underneath a decent looking girls picture, is not going to get you laid... ever. 22. Myspace is not real life. 23. You're never going get to a free iPod, sorry. 24. "Cool New People"...according to ----ing who? 25. You never actually "only made one to look at other peoples". It's a lie, and a ----ty one at that, just admit you're addicted. 26. Listing your city/location with the word "baby!!" should grant anyone who reads it permission to punch you in the throat 27. SO should WrItInG LyKe ThIs. I mean, I used to think it was cool, but then I turned fourteen. 28. READING INTO PEOPLES ----...ACTING LIKE U KNOW WHAT OR WHO THEY ARE REFERRIING TOO....----IN STALKERS....READ ..22!!!!
so..so... true...........it's so true that it's sad, which therefore makes me emotionally exaggerated, so.....I'm gonna go make a MYSPACE just for me, YAY!!!!!!!!!
agreed, except for the ones that are my friends... they can actually be nice people... I didn't read everything but I completely agree with what I did read. edit: 17 isn't true... I AM STRAIT, I agree to those who post it as their main pic that shows up everywhere but... in moderation...
