Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to slaughter sacred calves to appease the gods. Who is this really bad guy? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good in a corporate suit? Stage Two Next, you must desecrate the Internet. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must demonstrate your arcane ritual, raising the dead from their graves. Your name shall become synonymous with The Spice Girls, and no women will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you. ____________________________ I edited a bit... hah, this is the only thread where no one will ever read anyone else's posts.
Evil Plan ! Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works) Stage One To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a senator. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must destroy United Nations. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must demonstrate your doomsday device, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
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Evil Plan ! Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works) Stage One To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a military general. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, stunned by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must destroy the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must let loose your doomsday device, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
