Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money Stage One To begin your plan, you must first expose a scientist. This will cause the world to leave, stunned by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor? Stage Two Next, you must steal the White House. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must release your secret death ray, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power Stage One To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a scientist. This will cause the world to choke on their food, frightened by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must destroy New York. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must send forth your armies of destruction, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure Stage One To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to choke on their food, shocked by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human? Stage Two Next, you must contaminate/poison the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power Stage One To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, horrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes? Stage Two Next, you must destroy the Internet. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must unleash your secret death ray, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works) Stage One To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, terrified by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must contaminate/poison New York. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must activate your plague of doom, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation. Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all Stage One To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a superman. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, baffled by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor? Stage Two Next, you must desecrate Mt. Rushmore. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must activate your arcane ritual, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to bite their nails, terrified by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must steal the Internet. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must reveal to the world your doomsday device, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power Stage One To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor? Stage Two Next, you must obliterate Mt. Rushmore. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must release your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your overwhelming vvil, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to wipe the sleep from their eyes, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes? Stage Two Next, you must steal the Internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must prepare your time machine, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.
Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power Stage One To begin your plan, you must first clone a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks? Stage Two Next, you must steal New York. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must activate your unholy weapon, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
stage 1: I go invent a machine that will take me into cyberspace stage 2: i go buy a nuclear bomb stage 3: i go into cyber space and go to www.myg0t.com stage 4: i set the bomb stage 5: i get the ---- out stage 6: myg0t blows up and i laugh an they say "----NIG HACKER I KNOW YOU HACK IM GONNA TELL THE ADMINS ON YOU AND YOUR GONNA GET BANNED!" then im like g33k
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money Stage One To begin your plan, you must first kidnap the new pope. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, shocked by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite? Stage Two Next, you must sabotoge the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must send forth your unholy weapon, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man of the year.
